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“A poem, an exercise in omitting letters” ⌇ Thomas Penny · concrete poetry

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really felt the subway sandwich meme at work except i'm not just the one making the sandwich, i'm essentially their private chef, and my regulars, who had APPROVED each and every ingredient on the sandwich that they WATCHED ME MAKE, were somehow OFFENDED that the resulting sandwich was made of those ingredients, and then instead of, idk, telling me??? their personal sandwich maker??? that is always happy to remake the sandwich if they're unhappy??? they went to my boss and boss' boss because they "weren't happy with the direction the sandwich making was taking"
so then i get pulled in to a surprise (!) 4 person round table critique with the unhappy customers, my boss, and my boss' boss about how they didn't like sandwich i created and it was like i went fucking rogue in the kitchen and spit in their drink and i'm just like,
am i taking crazy pills WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE THE SANDWICH
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST YOU TOLD ME HOW TO MAKE IT
in the past i've described my experience of being an ace with a sex drive as being hungry with no appetite, but actually my experience is more like being hungry and never going out to eat because i always have all the tools and ingredients to make exactly what i want, exactly how i want it, at home. i don't want other people in my kitchen and i certainly don't want to be in anyone else's kitchen. love reading about fictional kitchens, though.

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what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them
framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse
are we joking <3
We must absolutely be having a laugh
Sister Dot trades jokes with one of the shrew brothers
the risk we accept by putting our art out there for the world to see is sometimes it escapes confinement and a christian pro-life blog finds it and thinks its part of the zootopia abortion comic extended universe or whatever and then we block them because that's also a thing we can do
if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.
Rereading all systems red and the first 2 chapters are strong contenders of funniest intro to a book series. Jumping straight to action, and mb is giving us absolutely no info about anything. Who are those people? Some weird hippies it's not important. Why are they here? Mb does not give a shit. What is this planet? Fuck if it knows. Here is a small paragraph that fucking states everyone's relationship status like a wiki article that we are never gonna get back to. Ugh there are hostiles that keep us away from our media #our media.

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That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.
Picture of her from the USA Today
I would let her kill me for sport
I don't see what the-- oh gosh
certified door post
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
New York Times readers share a moment when they have felt truly swept off their feet — or have been the ones doing the sweeping. (Bonus: more stories from the comments)

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i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments
Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it