girl-safe waffle wrangling blog

there’s a spot on the wall of my bathroom that looks like shadow milk cookie and every time i see it i get pissed off because i fucking hate shadow milk cookie

just heard a blood girl song out in the wild which is the mental equivalent to getting shot in the stomach with a double barrel shotgun

@ flat eric i’m soooooo drunk

she said plost 😭😭😭😭😭

prev plost implies the opposite of sauce is monkey

the red sauce that makes me hurt myself and others except it’s the opposite = flat eric

those instagram accounts who repost memes about movie spoilers without a warning will have their skin melted off in a fiery accident

this dumb bitch thinks she can sleep her fix schedule Did i really just type that out and see no problems with it. anyways this dumb bitch thinks she can fix her sleep schedule by watching reels until 4 am everyone point and laugh