ska for life

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

*gets down on one knee* will you... eat my marriageberry

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

you may be losing the idgaf war but they wouldn't even let me enlist. on account of my poet's temperament.

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

Me when i find out who killed the radio star