stay whelmed

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks