stay whelmed

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

world heritage post

assert dominance over the IT department by having problems they've never heard of

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

the introverted urge to find 1 person you feel comfortable with and do literally everything with them

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

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you re doin so good buddy