stay whelmed

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

i want to do more things for me and not for my imagined audience

I keep having to remind myself horses are real animals and sometimes they’re normal and then sometimes horses just do this

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

*old man sitting on a porch voice* i’ve been getting really into moths lately

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit