stay whelmed

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

mutuals send me a 🌠 and i’ll tell you three things i associate you with

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

May we never become so obsessed with representation that we forget the sanctity of privacy.