stay whelmed

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

I spent 30 years as an email draft

what?

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

oh ok thanks

This poor guy looks exactly like the type who this scientist has been Experimenting On For Years 😭

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

I have a deep appreciation for trans people in general, of course, but especially those who take the opportunity afforded by the chance to pick a new name in adulthood to pull an interesting but out-of-fashion name out of mothballs and give it new life. I'm not sure it would be appropriate to give a newly-cooked baby the moniker 'Millicent' - there's no way of knowing if they'd be powerful enough for that name - but if you want to make yourself Millicent? You're my hero.

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

This person being over 40yo has shaken me to my core