en garde, dickhead

mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

recently rediscovered a zest for life and it has me thinking the most asinine thoughts. i used to stare at the ceiling agonizing over my insignificance in the universe and now i’m like “the creamer looks so pretty going into the coffee.” “isn’t it amazing i can listen to all the music ever made anywhere i want at any time.” pathetic.

I must not delay task. Delay task is the mindkiller. Delay task is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my task. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the task has gone there will be nothing. Only completed task will remain.

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.