Pepperoni Appreciation Blog

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.

i think all of eliot's bosses (parker included when she becomes the mastermind) view him as an attack dog but the stark contrast is that moreau kept him in a muzzle only to be let out on his order, nate kept him on a short leash bc he was still the big scary hitman that he had to control, and parker just kinda has him in a bright yellow vest that says NERVOUS in big bold letters

thank you Merlin BBC for teaching us that neither power nor love saves

The thing about Nanna and the gun is it's hilarious but it's not just hilarious. There's a whole story it evokes, one where Nanna has been through some shit. And where Nanna and her generation wanted to make a more peaceful world and they succeeded so hard that Nana is just a little out of step with this new place she made. It's a story with pain behind it and hope in front of it.

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

reading the project hail mary book having already seen the movie is like. the most comforting dramatic irony i've ever encountered. "i'm going to die out here. and i'm going to die alone." hehehe no you're not you silly goose. your alien best friend is on his way as we speak. you're gonna save each other <3