Pepperoni Appreciation Blog

Favorite thing about Dungeon Crawler Carl is that he really is just some guy.

Commander Fox, high on caf and spocaine, who will not remember walking in on Palpatine doing his Sidious routine: Chancellor-no stop screaming, it's just me-I have some paperwork for you to sign

There is some comedic poetry in a rogue secunit trying to repay a fellow secunit for helping it by giving it freedom.file except its giving it to the fucking author

They hear its kid? say "They will kill you" they hear its wife? ask if it's "going to do the thing." It has a past the kids don't know about. It's going to protect everyone or die trying. Its going to buy its family time to get away. You know every human on that boat was relieved when it made it back aboard.

#😭😭😭😭 #murderbot #god yeah they probably DO think that's its family!!!! #and it is. to be clear. farai is about to report back to tano like 'bad news :/ i'm on ayda's side about the secunit now.' #[communist bugs bunny meme] OUR secunit #but my point is that a bystander probably sees what they think is a heavily augmented human person #someone so augmented that it MUST have been some kind of lifesaving measure rather than a choice (per artificial condition) #who has their wife(?) and their mother(?) and their THREE children(?) with them #and THAT is the person who says with total authority that it's going to protect them or die trying #of course they step aside to let it through #that's some entertainment feed quality heroism right there! (via @words-writ-in-starlight)

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

@tatzelwyrm

Unfortunately, Gordon Lightfood never did a song about it.