restless heart

theyre calling me the angel of death mostly because of the massive wings i accidentially hit ppl with

the walls in my house are really thick and the signal is really bad so the angel girls that visit always get a little fuzzy and groggy and sometimes even have trouble standing on their own. but. that's not a problem.

*so horny i can barely stand* so you’re telling me this perverted lesbian necromancer can bring people back to life as “living dolls” without any memories or will, as blank slates to be used as their owner pleases?

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

it's way harder to steal an angel's halo when it's an abstract metaphor or parhelion type. but you gotta.

Guy who came back wrong but everyone unanimously agrees that the new guy is better in every conceivable way

in a tight situation, the halo from your angel friend who didn't really agree to this and is very uncomfortable with the whole situation can be used as a bottle opener

i don’t care if you think it brainwashes people i like communist 8 bit music too much

covering its halo with tin foil because "we need total darkness for the movie" and it spends the whole movie disoriented and wobbling back and forth unable to keep track of what's going on but that's fine because the watching experience was slightly better