Authority On All Magical Boys

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

[Image ID: the first image is a drawing of a person with a trans flag worn around their head like a cape. above their head is the label: "artist". behind the artist are several other characters holding up the flag, each labelled "oc". the two characters closest to the front are humanoid, followed by an athropomorphic/furry character with a cat sitting on their shoulders, holding the hand of another character with horns and a tail. at the end of the line is a small pegasus character drawn in the style of 'my little pony'. the second image has the same artist at the front of the line, still wearing the trans flag cape. this time, instead of multiple characters holding up the flag, there are 5 distinct points in the fabric where it rests on top of the characters' hats. the characters are all very short and appear to be bearded, wearing pointed hats almost as tall as themselves. the third image has the artist with the trans flag cape at the front of the line again. behind them is a skeleton character missing an arm, but holding the flag with its available hand. behind the skeleton is a bug-like creature with a humanoid face and very long arms, helping to hold the flag. the third character is a massive skull poking in from out of frame, with the end of the flag draped over its head. /.End ID]

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?

Another day being an Elder Red Dragon. Adventurers keep asking if they can fuck me. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck a dragon.

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

My epic rom hack of nemesis' farming sim is this same level of introspection but instead of a farmer youre a little swis girl in the alps who has lost her milf

the great thing about tumblr is that you can meet people you'll vibe with on a level you have never vibed with anyone before and the tragedy about tumblr is that they almost certainly will live in another country