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he’s always so shocked to be caught in his crimes

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Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser
Official ominous postcard
i dont know why i drew this
Anyone who tells you you are only safe among people exactly like you is a fascistic liar.
My rapist was nonbinary and bi. My deeply Lutheran grandma was the first person to fully accept me as trans in my primarily liberal athiestic/agnostic family. Years ago my social life was ruined by another trans masculine person who intentionally destroyed all of my close friendships. One of my current closest friends is a cishet guy who has a friend group that is almost entirely populated of queer people because a bunch of his friends have come out around him since high school.
Fascists want you scared and isolated and alone. The way to combat that is to trust other people. And yeah. Trusting other people is vulnerable and can lead to hurt, but sometimes the people you trust blindly based on identity will be the ones who hurt you the most and the ones you dismiss blindly based on identity will be the ones who can keep you the safest.
Taking a hero dose of diet coke and suffering a bad trip (getting the shits from artificial sweeteners)
DIET COKE MAKES YOU SHIT?? I didn't know that. Does regular coke not?? Does coke zero make you shit as much as diet coke??
That's so certified that round here, foods with artificial sweeteners are legally required to say on the box that eating too much will make you shit.

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I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare
one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.
There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]
But how hard is it to prove you are alive?
Seems like the easiest thing ever.
The worst types of cookbook:
The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.
The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...
The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.
The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).
The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!
The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...
The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).
The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.
#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought
Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️

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not to be the friend that's too woke but I don't think everyone who uses meta glasses is a creep simply because when i first heard about how they describe your surroundings to you, i thought about my regular in the cafe who is completely blind and how essential an accessibility tool that would be for him.
If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.
The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.
A lot of people think it's a funny joke to tell their hydra friend, "Two heads are better than one!" Some of them even think they're being supportive. But just think about what you're actually saying. Would you tell any of your other friends that you think it would be better if they died? Because that's exactly what you're saying. Two heads grow back, but neither of them are the first head. That head dies, and that's the head you're talking to. And that's not the worst part either; the worst part is that your hydra friends will have heard this so many times, they might just agree. Every hydra head has to live with the fact that if they got chopped off, the hydra they live on would become stronger and more dangerous. They have to make the choice every day to keep living even though it makes their body weaker, and they're right to do it! That is sacred, and we should celebrate it. Support them! Tell them not to do anything they can't take back. Tell them to quit while they're a head.
A set of interior illustrations by Robert Tinney, for BYTE magazine's December 1988 issue, accompanying a series about groupware (Collaborative software for people working on a common task together).
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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

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Child soldiers exist, war is not an adult topic.
Children die, death/murder is not an adult topic.
The Troubled Teen Industry exists, child trafficking is not an adult topic.
Children get raped, sexual assault is not an adult topic.
Children have alcoholic parents, addiction is not an adult topic.
Children get beat to the point of hospitalization at school, that level of violence is not an adult topic.
That when these things get into "kid friendly" media at all, they tend to be heavily censored is about protecting adult control over kids, not about protecting children.
"Children have alcoholic parents, addiction is not an adult topic." also children can be addicts. i was a child back when i was an addict
"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps
and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.