go to gail

Yeah the store employee said the plastic dress I bought was “forbidden” but like. It’s not like there’s a crow boy whose job is to destroy plastic. I think I’m good.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

This pride month, I hope we don't forget what's really important: 9 hours of passionate and sensual gay sex with Bartosch.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again