go to gail

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

I need $600+ for stupid toys

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it