prospitianEscapee

If they could make a girl out of rough-hewn stone, she would be better than this.

would u come support my dominatrix themed bubble tea shop if i opened one?

flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness? me: *looks out the window* flight attendant: your highness? me: *no answer* flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness? me: *turns my head to face the flight attendant* me: coffee.

the one time i tried to be high on shrooms in public it was in olympia i walked into this coffeeshop and ordered a medium thai tea and the barista says, “are you sure you dont want a large? everything is the same price.” and in my bewilderment i looked up at the drink board and literally everything was $2.65

ok hypothetical question . someone has a zipper for veins and blood comes out of the zipper and correctme if I’m wrong but you could zip that shut right? And it wouldn’t bleed out? so you could like zip closed or open this guy?

Sorry we don't talk any more. You said something 24 months And 17 days ago around noon when cancer was in the sky that implied the evil in your heart. I could have fixed you but I didn't because low key I don't need that megative energy in my life anymore. The evil is still in you btw.

i was on the phone with my father earlier today talking about videogames (typical for conversation with my father), i was telling him about my lord of the rings online character who i imagine is a horse-thief from rohan and my father said “i imagine that is a very serious crime in rohan” with real concern in his voice

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

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