prospitianEscapee

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

The non-ensouled give birth not to children; but candy

i've never consumed any homestuck, you tag my posts #homestuck and it means nothing to me

might as well tag it #gregory berrycone

social media is an experiment by the US government to make the population hate art by having operatives calling themselves artists be the most annoying people in recorded human history

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

they should make the strongest guy ever and the weakest guy ever have a fight so we can see who wins

on the other hand the weak guy is basically done in one if he gets hit

unless he survives that hit then its like he has another chance

ive thought about this for over 1 minute now and theres basically no way the strong guy wins

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close