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problem i have is whenever i read write say or hear "sugar baby" my brain is like oh yeah, i know what that is! pretty sure we can reliably derive meaning for this term based on other definitions that precede it in our internal lexicon, like "sugar glider" and "bush baby". we are definitely talking about some kind of small arboreal marsupial with large eyes. it's probably not ethical for this wealthy patron to be keeping one as a pet
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今見たことは秘密、だよ。
"What you just saw is a secret, got it?"
Bonus:
"Qifrey when he was caught in the middle of sneakily opening up a bag of limited edition flavor plum potato chips."
Today's episode of my YouTube video series is sponsored by; Some Fucking Scam
Some Fucking Scam, it seems a little sketchy now, but its lent legitimacy by the number of people they're paying to talk about it. Five years from now there will be a four hour video essay about how its a fucking scam and stole millions of dollars and leaked literally all of your data, but right now? It seems mildly convenient.
Give your money to Some Fucking Scam, because literally Every. Single. Thing. advertised by a YouTuber is a grift.
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I dreamed that “Garfield” was the name of a species of sort of mischievous fairy-cat that showed up in stupid old folk tales. Stories about Garfields showing up and tormenting foolish farmers who think they’re normal cats. The modern comic “Garfield” is merely an adaptation of the classic “greedy fat cat smarter than its owner” trope that strips away its rich historical context.
Tumblr in this dream probably has some really bad “friendly reminders” that Christianity destroyed the TRUE Garfields and stripped them of their status as fertility gods or some shit.
(Other ideas presented by this dream: Garfield is one of the stock characters in Commedia dell'art and/or kyogen theatre.)
there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason
Residental house sandwiched by Love Hotels, 2006
I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.
of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest
Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.
it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy
My manga app gave me a fucking award for reading Dragon Ball. No fuck you I should be punched in the face for that.
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“For example, if you’re trying to convince people to boycott a segregated store, your object is to convince them that boycotting the store will have a strategic effect, not that desegregation is morally important. For whatever reason, on a cognitive level human beings have a really hard time with this. Smucker cites an example of a Lefty roleplaying session where people were tasked with selling an action to people who agreed with them on principle but didn’t see the strategic merit of the action. Surprisingly, the sellers couldn’t make the conceptual switch to sell strategic merit: instead, they doubled down on THIS ISSUE IS IMPORTANT — even though it had been stressed to them that the people they were selling to bought into the importance of the issue. People react poorly to “this is important, so do WHATEVER I SAY”; they want to be convinced that what you’re proposing will work.”
Source.
Also from above:
“Bob Wing, a grassroots organizer, explains this nicely: “If winning feels impossible, then righteousness can seem like the next best thing.” But righteousness is not conducive to getting normies to join your team if your team cannot demonstrate ability to, at least sometimes, win. Nor does righteousness help you make real inroads with regular people.”
Somewhat related, my favorite comic strip of all time:
ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial
“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help
not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt
the set of ships is nonempty and finite
(any reasonable notion of) size induces a total order on the set of equivalence classes of ships of the same size
every nonempty finite total order has a maximum
there exists a ship that is no smaller than any other ship
QED
The purpose of a Tumblr poll bracket is to engineer a situation in which 562 people will agree that hotdogs "beat" Last Year in Marienbad (1961), which itself has recently defeated the chemical compound phenyl ethyl salicylate, which toppled the kingdom of Silla (57BC-935AD), which killed the velvet worm that put an end to planking, and so on.
FINAL ROUND
hot dogs
Last Year in Marienbad (1961)
phenyl ethyl salicylate
Kingdom of Silla (57BC-935AD)
velvet worm
planking
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Holly how long should i boil my noodles for
If you don't want to read the package directions I'm going to tell you to boil them for about thirty minutes & enjoy my new meal (name of "Wet Incident")
BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!
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Which is the best queer media of all time?
South Park
Hazbin Hotel
