prospitianEscapee

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The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

now i dont want to sound panicked but i think we have a national crisis. she isnt even centered

You know if Utena was in deltarune there would be an attack where a staggered circle of swords directs inward in endless waves until the end of the attack to impale a central point and you have to weave around the projectiles to avoid getting hit. There would also be some bullshit with cars. Miki’s would be sheet music that turns your soul blue and you can only skip up and down between the lines and he consistently hits you with the first 5 notes of sunlit garden. Kozue has one similar attack but the notes sound wrong and are disjointed and erratically timed and placed, making it harder to predict. When you think you’ve defeated shiori she pulls a hahaha, the joke’s on you, you haven’t seen my special attack I’ve been charging up this whole time!, vindictively incapacitates you, and needless to say blows herself up to high heaven. Nanami’s has elephants and various animals charging across the box to stampede Nanami that you have to dodge and she’s like UGH. WHAT’S WITH THESE ELEPHANTS??? Anthy’s “attacks” are mainly you dodging stuff directed at her, but she will tamper with the Spare option and trying to select it will cause her to send long awful waves of difficult attacks straight across the box directly targeted at you. If you survive these rounds and still insist on Spare she will try to crash the game to push you out. The game will fake freeze and you’ll get a fake pop-up to End Program or Wait. selecting either will fade the fight to white and bring you back to the overworld with her gone, but you will have a few extra dialogue lines before then if you select Wait & it unlocks something in the future. your soul is pink

when i was a small kid, the latios and latias movie was my favorite, but i wildly miscomprehended it. i was very bad at understanding stories as a small child. if you had asked me what the lore was, i would have said, latios is a pokemon thats power is that it has one wish to save the world. it activates this power, and no matter what danger the world is in, the world is saved. but each latios can only use it once, and then the latios will die. latias does not have this gift, but it exists to give birth to a new latios after the previous one dies. When i was a preteen i started writing a story on a forum called Lily of the Valley about a latias named lily who was shackled in a lab to this armor plating and forced by scientists to kill pokemon and people against her will. she broke out of the lab one day and flew down through the verdant valley outside where she was greeted by a lot of kind wild pokemon like sentrets. there was no real plot in mind. it was for her to fly around in the wind rippled grass and for her to be free

Even in olden times, the night was ancient.

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion