Yeehaw

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

once you get past the first 5 hours of fluff this shit gets crazy

whats her fucking problem

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

can i get an amen break burger

Unforgivable Flying Object

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

sex with a guy who gave you a big head start and mocks you about it after he’s caught you anyway

sex with a guy who wants to watch your brain kick down a few notches when he pins you down like you’re a prey animal that knows it’s done running

Could not get her to calm down as she's prone to night terrors so I had to lay in bed with her and take her arms and pretend scoop giant ice cream with her tiny hands and THAT WORKED being a parent is insane

We have also entered the "you may only show affection if I am involved" stage which is so funny. If I so much as kiss my husband on the cheek there's just a tiny voice screaming "WHAT ABOUT YOU LOVE PENNY TOO!?"

Yes

Hold on I'm saving this so I can reblog it just let me get a meme ready

10/10 yes

Penny is legitimately my favorite tiny person.