Matthew Deloris

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

my bad damn

Happy birthday my thrussy post

Happy 7th birthday my thrussy post

Happy 8th birthday my thrussy post

Happy 9th birthday my thrussy post

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

honey he has a fish for a head

So what, all of a sudden mermaids aren't hot?

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

this is literally like one of the most justified and honorable hills you could die on??? lol??

Quick someone reply with the gif™️

Always reblog this if you are cool

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

btw I am doing it afraid

btw ​I did it afraid and was rewarded beautifully

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!