depressed steampunk guy: like nothing makes me happy anymore i feel like my fantastical flying contraption just ran out of coal

Steam. Is. Water. Coal. Makes. Smoke.

what is the coal doing to the water

It's not just rude to make me read something you didn't want to write. It is that you expect me to respond to your email written by Claude. You don't even want me to talk to you. You want me to talk to Claude so that you can make Claude respond for you. It is rude to expect me to talk to a chatbot when I wanted to talk to you.

It is also rude for you to receive correspondence or documents from me and have your chatbot of choice determine what to do with them without them ever being examined by a person, whether the chatbot also writes a response for you or not.

You just know his ass is saying roo roo