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every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

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this may be a controversial take but if i could go back in time to give high school me in the u.s. one piece of advice it would have been to just fucking drop out and get my GED. i considered it but everyone acted like that would've been the end of the world even though i was literally failing all of my classes and living in daily suicidal misery anyway. i was immunodeficient and so sick & missing weeks of classes at a time and terribly bullied.
high school was literally exclusively horrible for me; there is no advantage i've gained whatsoever from having barely completed it alive. i ended up going to a technical college years later which would have accepted a GED; grades didn't matter. i would've ended up exactly where i am now, a biologist earning my master's degree. i look back at HS and i'm like ok, there was literally NO reason for me to endure all that LOL!!!!!!!
obviously it's not the right choice for everyone but if you genuinely don't know if you're going to survive high school, quitting actually is an option. look into GED programs in your area. (i also have several younger friends who were lucky enough to have access to online homeschool options after i graduated, so if your issues are related to bullying, disability, etc. you can consider that too if it's feasible)
if you need permission to stop going through hell every day and find a different path, this is me giving it to you. contrary to pop culture, school actually ISN'T supposed to be a battle for survival every day!
When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.
Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.
Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.
I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny
you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be sexual but also everything we do has sexuality imposed upon it
you can tell trans women are women because we're not allowed to be angry
you can tell trans women are women because everyone else thinks they know our bodies, our minds, our experiences, our lives, better than we do
you can tell trans women are women because governments keep trying to legislate away our bodily autonomy
Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

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Oouuuhhhhh you are not majestic but you are having so much fun
what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this
Whereas the reality is far more like
Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko
What would happen if we put another creature in the Death Plinko, like, say, perhaps, a horse
I don't think it's unreasonable for our public officials to be expected to prove they're alive and not in a coma to be able to retain their office.
If someone were, as a random example, say hospitalized for over two weeks with no explanation, I think that should automatically trigger a special election to replace them.
If you're still able to do your job, then prove it. And if you're not, then you're actively obstructing democracy by not stepping down.
Which is to say, that if a public official were to pass away or into a coma, and their handlers choose to obfuscate that fact, this should be seen as intentionally obstructing democracy.
And there should be, you know, consequences for the people who would do such a thing.
Republicans be like "Here Comes Mitch McConnell!!!"

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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie
Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"
But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.
In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.
They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.
At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.
That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)
This. All of this.
Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw
They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.
The up and coming lawyer is Thing?
Thing wins the case
it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing
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by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.
RIP bozo status pending
The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.
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