Snake and Mouse

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

Every day I become more convinced that people who say teenagers are awful and hard to parent as a general rule are simply neglecting or otherwise abusing their kids and their kids are showing the signs of that abuse and reacting to it.

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

I danced today, not out of cruelty as they will assume, but out of sheer delighted relief that he will no longer harm me. I grieved while he was living. I have no more to give.

yes shane not realising people are flirting with him but also shane not realising that HE is flirting with men he finds attractive shane who naturally flutters his big brown sparkly eyes more often whenever hes talking to a big strong handsome man shane who automatically tilts his head slightly down so his gaze is directed upwards shane whose voice turns soft and buttery while he’s delivering smooth jabs and quick compliments shane whose mouth quips into a glint of teeth and scratches the back of his neck so his bicep strains against the cuff of his t shirt shane who says ‘yeah you’d like that?’ without thinking and hums round and airy ‘mhmm’ in acknowledgement shane insisting ‘i was NOT flirting with him.’ when ilya brings it up later and ilya shrugs and says ‘you cannot help it…you’re super gay…i don’t mind, im the only one that makes you nervous’ and grins wickedly while shane blushes and makes a sound in the back of his throat as ilya descends upon him

a fruit like a softened scythe shot its flavour into my mouth

Notice how Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet about Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham? Curious.

it is so funny how dean didn’t show any kind of reverence to cas when they first met he was like you’re an angel? well i got a big dick too pal you ain’t special and cas head tilt went damn who is this diva 👀

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

you should only ever harass someone online if they’re like a conservative politician or the actual literal physical grinch, otherwise idk dude go pick up litter on the highway or something

Girl half this website would be tryna fuck the literal physical Grinch lbffrh

I don’t think you guys get the goal of the post I was making, but thank you for the grinch pornography ❤️