Snake and Mouse

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

Crazy how we literally see David being the one that cooks in the family multiple times in the show but still had people assuming Yuna did it. She was literally not even in the room when he was cooking and when it aired people kept saying “wow ilya got a home cooked meal from a mom” or something like that over and over again. For the pasta one she wasn’t even in the building! You know Ilya’s father probably cooked far less for him than his mother did, if he even bothered cooking for him at all, so why aren’t we getting teary eyed at that? Like “this is the first time a father has cooked for Ilya.” I don’t know, that still annoys me, but I do love how no one even once assumed that Shane cooked or helps at all

I'm a free hole for trans guys to test run their phallo cocks btw

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

#if you've got to earn a happy ending you've got to earn a sad one too

hang on i gotta google something

Out of all the heated rivalry analysis I’ve seen I’ve never seen someone mention that after the all star game Shane no longer drafts and deletes texts. He says what he intends to say the first time and stops editing and second guessing himself and it’s one of my favorite details showing that their dynamic has changed and no one talks about it

Shaking my head and scrolling past every fic with the "not jiang cheng friendly" tag so Wei Wuxian knows I don't agree

"canon Jiang Cheng characteristics" tag and it's always that time you led a siege against your stupid terrorist brother and never the time you let him pick your nephews courtesy name and see your sisters wedding robes . I know his heart.

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly