Snake and Mouse

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

I understand how the stock market works but it is fucking stupid and people who are really into the stock market will try to explain it to you like it is not fucking stupid. Like, no, yeah, I do grasp the concept. It’s just a terrible concept and people kill themselves over it.

you will never catch me complaining about an actress on a tv show having an imperfectly concealed pregnancy or a character going on a sudden trip somewhere while her actress is on maternity leave. so many actresses (and women working in any other field) are fired, punished and pressured into making reproductive decisions for their employers' convenience & if i have to try a bit harder to suspend my disbelief then that's absolutely what i'm going to do if it means people are getting to exercise reproductive & bodily autonomy without punishment

My favorite writing of this was how Star Trek DS9 handled Nana Visitor's pregnancy. It felt out of character for her character (Kira Nerys) to get pregnant and it's the semi-utopian future, so presumably birth control works quite well and abortions are easily available. Solution: another female character gets pregnant, is injured in an emergency situation, and Kira agrees to act as surrogate. They effectively wrote this entire story line well enough, with implications for the dynamics between Kira and the biological parents, that I didn't realize until later that the actress was actually pregnant. I thought it was just an interesting plot line.

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

Okay but actually what the fuck did Arthur and Gwen think Dragoon was up to in that episode. Cuz THEY know hes full of shit, but it is also a good cover to get Uther off their back so like ??? Theyre just like oof not lookin that gift horse in the mouth lmao

I miss my leeches for all the normal pet reasons but I also miss being able to use them as a one-hit death blow to end stupid conversations. Whenever I defend the ecological importance of parasites someone will inevitably crawl up and go “well I bet you wouldn’t feel that way if you had them” and oooooo boy let me tell you. It was so fun to hit back with “I DO” and then whip out my phone and show them 30 pictures of my fucking Worms

What were your leeches named?? Please i need to know please please tell me about your leeches oh my god

Wormitha, Burrito, Chungus, Chocolate Chip and Squish Baby. I collectively called them The Squish Squad

may i stack donuts on it ma'am?

oh

*donut

will never not be mad about gig economy apps making a 4 star rating mean “unacceptable quality”

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr