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every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

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zenzgtandg

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

scifigrl47

The ways that exist to break this game that simultaneously do absolutely no damage to how this game functions are ASTONISHING.

jauntylittlefrillyboy

Did you weaponize the chickens?

justketerthings

You hurt cuccoo? You hurt cuccoo like the link? Oh! Oh! Death for molduga! Death for molduga for a hundred years!

sometiktoksarevalid

bedupolker

Yep, Utah Senate, the drought is definitely being caused by someone with a leaky faucet and nothing that starts with a "D" and rhymes with "betacenter"

bedupolker

I went on their website and. incheresting. okay.

baltharino

Happy Gwensday! [12/52] Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

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deadpowol

kink-tomato

It’s not the biggest issue with AI but I also resent that it’s ruining Cute Animals On The Internet, a thing the internet has been fantastic at since basically its inception. I miss my ability to trust and fuck you for taking that from me.

jetix

2024-09-21

#the council has decided your fate

scribefindegil

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

innerchildabortionclinic

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

kropotkindersurprise

my friend competed in a Survivor knock-off reality tv contest on a tropical island, and he did exactly this. While everyone was scheming and forming cliques and voting strategically to get rid of the others, he just floated in the sea for weeks.

Weeks into the show they had to like, reintroduce him in the editing because he had just been absent from the show till then; "remember this guy? he's also still here". They started with 60 people or something, and he made it to the final 6, where he lost a balancing game.

It was very funny to watch the crappy show just to see my friend, because most episodes he just didnt feature at all. He didn't stress about winning the big prize or anything, he just treated it as a vacation where he got to chill out for two months and get paid for it. A real icon.

helenvaughans

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distractionsfromthefood

thegenderienvy

Just based on what we know - he was found unconscious and they had to do cpr. He’s almost certainly dead or dying. People generally don’t recover from that.

naamahdarling

His odds are poor, yes, especially given his age and apparent poor health. We don't know who found him, or if they were trained, or how long it had been, but "found in the morning" doesn't sound good for time after collapse. Let's all cross our fingers and hope for the outcome that is best.

More on CPR survival rates.

Anyway, while we're all counting his odds on fingers and toes, why don't we do some good:

Hands-only CPR is easy and really increases survival rates. Learn more here.

Intervene EARLY. If they are not breathing and are unresponsive, call 911, put the phone down, and begin compressions IMMEDIATELY. Then yell for someone to go find an AED. Don't worry about harming someone who has collapsed, don't assume that because nobody is doing anything that you should not do something. Just do it. Bystander intervention saves lives.

shuravf

Another cover magazine!

dpdailyupdate

Comments liked by Dan and Phil on ‘We let a fan ask us ANYTHING and we had to answer’

the-eldritch-it-gay

It’s weird what people consider exercise. I remember I’ve seen like, people post data about how many steps people get and it said though it excluded steps from work. Or when I was at a doctor and they were asking about my level of activity and specifically wanted to know if I was like you know, going to a gym, going on runs or walks, biking, and I said I was mainly active through my work which was being a janitor and they didnt consider that to be physical activity like sheer amount of steps, carrying things, pushing things, running around, etc didnt mean anything because after that I didnt then go on a bike ride or go to the gym. I even tried to explain the amount of activity and exertion that went into the work but it didnt seem to matter.

Was just thinking of that bcuz I was just doing some gardening and It’s a lot of work carrying around pots and bags of dirt and digging in the hot sun.

nick-nellson

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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mylordshesacactus

For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.

"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.

Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:

Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."

Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....

....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.

(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )

mylordshesacactus

"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.

mylordshesacactus

"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."

Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.

mylordshesacactus

"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."

So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--

a-wild-torterra

I don’t know whether the context helps this or hurts it but either way it’s one hell of a quote.

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