Snake and Mouse

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

saw someone say “if the cat blog posts any more of their spider erotica, I’m out of here,” so let this be a warning that it’s only going to get worse. we’re in the peaceful early stages. when this book actually goes up for sale I am gonna be commissioning so many images of tender spider lovemaking. in a horror movie this would be the ‘getting weird vibes from the local at the gas station’ stage, like you still have a chance to turn your car around and make it out alive

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

el wiwi cranky

El wiwi

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

Maybe the thing I actually want to do with my unlimited time and free will is go to bed

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies