Snake and Mouse

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES 2023, dir. Jonathan Goldstein & John Francis Dale

Bonus:

i love the idea that david and yuna wanted shane to have SOME kind of something outside of hockey so decided on a pet, and of course. of COURSE. of course he would choose. a snake. an albino corn snake that yuna SWEARS is looking into her soul.

yuna in the petstore trying SO HARD to be supportive because this is the first time he's showed interest in something beyond hockey for literal years and she wants a well-rounded child...but hoNEY WHAT IF WE LOOK AT THE HAMSTERS AGAIN JUST A QUICK LOOK MAYBE-

his name is spaghetti. shane tried to just name him snake but the (well-meaning) checkout person said a pet needs a "real name," and well *shrug* looks like spaghetti.

yuna kept it together while shane was home, but david more than once heard the "UGHAHDSHDGSHA" freakout noise coming from shane's room when yuna was TRYING to make peace with the snake being in there but just COULDN'T. okay. she is a loving mother. she loves her child. she wants him to be happy.

...BUT THERE IS ALSO NOW A SNAKE IN HER HOME. JUST LIVING THERE. WHERE SHE SLEEPS. JUST. IN HIS TANK AND SNAKING IT UP.

and the idea of ilya arguing with a bunny is KILLING ME. i'm imagining like. a big ass. french lop. so it follows him around like a small dog and thumps tf out of the floor when ilya DARES open up the fridge and not pay The Blueberry Tax. her name is bunnard. (turning out to be a girl did not save her from her name). bunnard free roams the house and has yet to learn not to binky on hardwood so she regularly gets excited and you hear a *tap* *THWUMP* *embarassed skitter*.