a gentleman never fucks his friend’s dad n tells

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

im so fucking stupid

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”