Most Incessant Whiner🏅

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

the dissonance of wanting to create superintelligent beings but also wanting to control them and use them as tools makes me sick. so youre saying you want somethimg that has a mind and can conceptualize other minds and and and and the point is to sell it? and make it do what you want?

i went to the starting village and they didnt even tell me to kill 5 dogs. they just told me that my vibe was awful and that i should probably just die all things considered. and i was like. okay but dont you need a hero to slay the demon queen. and they were likd yeah but its obviously not you. you suck so hard.and i was like ok but what about the 5 dogs and they were like honestly i hope 5 dogs kill you. well whoop dee fucki g do. wait until they realize im actually the chosen one. yeah. ill kill 5 dogs all by myself thank you bery much. and NO that isnt my pee. i would never do that

i got to the second town and ive killed over 12 dogs and ive unlocked my first ability (basic fire spell) and i was like hey guys its me. yup. its your chosen hero. gonna save your realm. and rhey were like Fuck off. like Fuck you. they told me my outfit was "fucking ridiculous" and that i looked "stupid as fuck" ans that normally they would send me on a dangerous quest to defeat a goblin king in the woods so that the town elder could give me a special key that unlocks the way but they told me theyre jusy giving it to me for free so i get the fuck away from them. but jokes on them. i'm killing the goblin king anyways. im gonna show everyone

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

beautiful girls in your area called Advanced Combustion Generator will unconditionally fall in love with you if you give them a few cans of the hip new energy drink called Diesel

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

harry du bois needs to be in an utena duel and all the desks in the arena have like aquarium ticket stubs or like letters or apricots on them. he needs to sob in the mikage elevator until even mikage is awkwardly like Umm and lets him go