Most Incessant Whiner🏅

"you can do it that way, but that doesn't mean you should." "this isn't sustainable." "you can't keep prioritizing this over your health." I see. I see. it is a forbidden technique. like rock lee

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

heyyy that's an awesome avoidance ritual you got there. i think we should chop carrots together and yes you might stab me to death and kill me and the police will take you away and your mom will cry in the court room asking why and you won't know what to say and your life will be ruined forever. but that's just a risk we have to take.

the problem with being a person is that it's all the time

People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

currently thinkin about "pornbrained" as an insult and how it reminds me of all the "porn is Corrupting our Youth and Turning them Homosexual" shit i saw as a wee baby gay and idk man maybe when we insult misogynists we can just. call them misogynists.

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

scroll the notes of this post for a truly beautiful slice of the human experience.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.