Most Incessant Whiner🏅

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

beautiful girls in your area called Advanced Combustion Generator will unconditionally fall in love with you if you give them a few cans of the hip new energy drink called Diesel

love my downward spiral :) #myspiral #descending

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If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

harry du bois needs to be in an utena duel and all the desks in the arena have like aquarium ticket stubs or like letters or apricots on them. he needs to sob in the mikage elevator until even mikage is awkwardly like Umm and lets him go

Some of the 2010s-era Loki stans were annoying but some of them were very justified. They put Tom Hiddleston in handcuffs and a muzzle. Then they put him in chains and a collar. Then they had him look waifishly sad in a prison cell. Then they put him in handcuffs again. Then they chained him up again. Where else were teenage girls going to see that.

they should invent a way to save your mother

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit