Natrium's shitposting blog

uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

me switching between lmao, lol, haha, and keysmashing to keep my laughter fresh and fun

october please be gentle to my online friends

november please be kind

december please be safe

january please be patient

february please be steady

march please be forgiving

april please be easy

may please be understanding

june please be queer

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

i don't really think it's like that at all

shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking

the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby

"why is this guy posting at 4:30am in the morning" it's 10:30am where he lives. shuts your beautiful eyes for you with my fingers

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this