Natrium's shitposting blog

uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑

shocking to me how often people decide to totally forget about timezones. shocking shocking shocking shocking shocking

the whole world uses the beautiful internet. this is the world wide web. the www. the world wide web. it's a web. and it's world wide baby

"why is this guy posting at 4:30am in the morning" it's 10:30am where he lives. shuts your beautiful eyes for you with my fingers

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

someone call an emergency meeting! because it's time to open the presents under the among us tree!

i am not seeing enough holiday cheer among us.

among us christmas is OVER. hope you celebrated because this is the only one we are EVER going to get.

i'm too markiplier pilled rn. i saw the spine and genuinely thought it was "the mother" from the recreating birth unus annus video for a really fuckin hot second

you have to make some life changes if this is how you're living

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me