Natrium's shitposting blog

uhm… pleased to bleat you? 🐑

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

The human penis is pretty cool but I'd never use a human penis themed dildo. That shit is classless. Pass the tentacles.

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

honestly this whole genAI debacle has been a very awesome way to tell which companies truly do not give a fuck about making products or services people actually want. which already-billion-dollar companies are willing to shed what's left of their humanity in the name of *maybe* making more money using technology that is immensely destructive and historically never has been profitable and everybody fucking despises. which companies will fire thousands of employees and alienate all of their consumers in order to *maybe* save money. we here at google have decided to make our main products completely fucking useless because we hate you

(Image ID: a screenshot that reads ‘Kubrick was also a piece of shit to his actors, so him using AI to write future scripts wouldn’t surprise me. .’/end ID)

#context: Stanley Kubrick has been dead for 27 slutty slutty years