Margaret Atwood, from The Blind Assassin
almost home

oozey mess

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NASA
wallacepolsom
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
RMH

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Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document

#extradirty
$LAYYYTER

we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
Cosimo Galluzzi

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Margaret Atwood, from The Blind Assassin

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Today I learned that the New York Public Library has what they call a “decoy” copy of James Joyce’s Ulysses. Before 1934, Ulysses was judged obscene and banned for sale in the United States. The “decoy” edition was published in 1930, and in an attempt to get around the censors, it was “bound in covers identifying it as the popular children’s book The Bobbsey Twins in the Country (1907).”
The spine is on the left and the actual title page of the book on the right.
Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower
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they’re? just? sitting there ???
it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear
Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:
*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”
Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.
i enjoy the miserable girl character.
This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too
yeah dude
[Description: TikTok video from @/diabetic4one in which a kid is standing in front of a microphone in a school gymnasium holding up bird plushies and very precisely imitating the sounds each bird makes, as the audience of other children becomes more and more excited and impressed. Below it is a still from the video of a kid in the front row turning around and making a "mind blown" gesture. /end description]

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if howl ripped one how would he do it
(will have stickers at AX this year :)) Table A6)
if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM
NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY
I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)
baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit
ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Los Angeles, 1996. Photo by Nancy Palmieri.
this almost makes me want to go back to law school

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol
Bob Dylan on the best and worst things about being 80
amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

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In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.
Extremely good idea - how are you doing it? Through the contact us option?
Yeah it’s one of the options on the Contact Support form:
for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.
Hey it worked! Maybe if enough of us make a stink they’ll fix the fucking system.