theme what's that

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

Everyone's always like "my ansestors are from Scandinavia so I'm descended from actual vikings" "my ansestors are from Italy so I'm descended from actual Romans". Well my ansestors are from [redacted] so I'm descended from the sea peoples.

proposal to replace the common usage of "chud" with "chump" so as to not throw around a word that means facist... it is better to have a chump son than a chud son but it still conveys the fact that he is a loser and you don't like him very much

like if you're looking for a word with a similar mouthfeel and loserly connotations you can slot into place where you or others have been using chud in a playful manner i think chump is just the ticket. fuck my chimp life okay my typo has spawned a beautiful new opportunity what is a chimp life and why wouldn't someone like to have one

of course this is tied up with racism and the implicit casting of white men as the most relatable one/voice of reason but it is funny when you can tell that someone’s opinions on harry kim are based mostly on tom paris’ view of him because never has there ever been a bigger harry kim apologist so of course if you’re getting all your information from him you’re going to think harry is just there to be the perfect little starfleet ensign. the rose-coloured glasses are rose-coloured glassing. “wow i can’t believe the goodest most pure and noble man ever to exist said he was my friend” <- type of shit tom was canonically thinking after harry tried to murder him in the chute

do you guys think that chakotay has listened to silver springs by fleetwood mac and if he hasn’t does he understand that he’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loved him

I'm going to start a conspiracy theory that JK Rowling's transphobia is an elaborate psyop to get Christians to allow their children to read Harry Potter and thereby expose them to witchcraft, Satanism, and demonic possession.