proper bostonian

WE HAVE GOT TO START LOVING THE PROCESS MORE THAN THE PRODUCT AGAIN

"wtf is an egg laying kink?" my friend... I don't know how else to tell you this.... but it is all quite literally in the name

look at me. look me in my eyes. there are brave souls out here contemplating the eroticism of greasing a bike chain. we can't be gawking at every kink this side of light spanking or we'll be here all day

back in my undergrad I heard my 19 year old roommates tittering about sexy halloween costumes and ribbed condoms. one of them thought I was some kind of pervert bc I knew what furries were. they didn't even know what knotting was

angels: we love you, god! you're perfect and just and always right! we would never question you or your orders in any way, ever! god: kill everyone you come across!! and don't forget the children, because they are evil as well!! angels: okay!!!!! :)

recently I've been noticing the sun setting earlier than it used to. enshittification?

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

basically if u grew up as a weird gay autistic girl you deserve to be able to kill people for free

leghumping someone who's completely disinterested and not even acknowledging it

just sooooo cutes when one of them is desperate and going crazy and the other one is like "gross. you can have my foot, i guess."

you sound really crazy right now. probably because you were molested as a child <-best things to say in an argument if you want to deescalate it

btw romance isn't real and you can't have it. just so you're aware