proper bostonian

i like to entertain myself by thinking about Bad Succession -> (alternate reality succession where it sucks). constant sepia-tinted flashbacks to traumatic childhood memories, with echoey abusive dad dialogue. post-car accident kendall is haunted by a hallucination of the waiter everywhere he goes. shiv has girlboss moments where she triumphs against misogynistic men and they learn not to underestimate women. once you get started you can’t stop.. the ideas are endless. they would try to make kendall into a rebellious bad boy type with personal demons. he would have a scene where he stares into a cracked mirror to represent his fractured psyche

guy in this gay porno has a tattoo that reads "suffer in silence" in cursive script

heartwarming: your favorite character was canonically molested

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

gave a time-traveled chalcolithic guy access to a computer and he immediately booted up photoshop and started adding more arrows to a picture of Ötzi and laughing

do nuns have pockets

computer throw a brick at this guy

Every time I see some form of “the noble socialist Catholics vs the worldly capitalist Protestants” my eye twitches and I start having visions of Rome burning