proper bostonian

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

was discussing tumblr habits w somebody in a mutual discord server last night and they were so gobsmacked i like to ideally have 100+ posts in my queue at any given time 😭 how many do y’all have in your queue if you use it??

a penis is an excitable little animal that is soft and defenceless

it’s a haunted house dude of course their going to grope your chest and pinch your nipples!!!!

a lot of people talk about the top being bad at fucking which is awesome but there's not enough discussion about the bottom being bad at getting fucked