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hieronymus bosch’s bird is so kind

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warhammer poisoning😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#hamwarmer

aschrecordings

Delightful illustrations by Katherine Boykowycz for Edith Fowke's 1965 book Traditional Singers and Songs From Ontario

bobdylanyaoi

hildegard of bingen + speaking in tongues

#yayyyy

birdplushie

suicidality is the best trait you can give to a character

birdplushie

second best is an unbreakable will to live in spite of it all. and bonus points if both apply to the same character at different points in time

#many such casessssss

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c4zer

oh ok

wayneradiotv

It has come to my attention that this image is henerated using AI Images.

Because of this, I won’t ever post it again. I was going to post it tomorrow, but now I won’t

wayneradiotv

I don't think I'll ever post this again

catball

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

how many cables do you think you could sever in a tech priest before they pass out or die

apparently their life support systems can be quite robust so hopefully a lot<3333 and jt would hurt every time you cut one and theyd whimper and squirm and beg and their systems would slowly shut down but they wouldnt die for a long time so you could revive them for more fun . yayyyyyyyyy

#hamwarmer #asks

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

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tatzelwurming

was about to make a post saying “putting the word berry up on a shelf” in response to seeing two -berry posts in a row but then i realized how meaningless and cruel that would be for me to say

they shouldve let you run a firm authoritative hand over pasqals wires and capacitors and rub them until he moaned a little in that scene. i mean what who said that

#hamwarmer

en501

[Tech-use test succeeded] You feel your neurons activating.

#HIS PUSSYYYYYY!!!!!!!#hamwarmer

elcycyromem

new thing i want in video games is just meat . like a bunch of slabs of beef hanging from hooks in a dark room with only the sound of a single dripping pipe and the controls are inverted

#rogue trader.

molabuddy

^ guy drowning in blood

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pucikat-deactivated20200924

i had a really fucked up dream omg

my-notes-app-deactivated2020061

p&f related?

pucikat-deactivated20200924

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

my-notes-app-deactivated2020061

buford?

pucikat-deactivated20200924

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

its my natire that sometimes i see one too many bad posts and i have to start killing people

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