proper bostonian

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

you can kill twinks eaesily with fire damage

@trenchtwink

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

Tell me why Portland refuses to establish some orc outposts?

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

you try to give me head under my desk but im a clumsy beadwork artist and im just dropping beads on you over and over

trying to give head under the desk to a leatherworker but they just keep pounding the desk above me with a mallet and its scary and everything is shaking