another thursday at the mall…

whedon astonishing xmen wanted to be buffy the vampire slayer. buffy the vampire slayer wanted to be claremont uncanny xmen. claremont uncanny xmen wanted to be hypno fetish porn

the thing is like men and men really cant be friends because the sex part does always get in the way like thats true. and i mean that like im actually dead serious about that

like have you ever seen two straight men attempt to be friends with each other but the gay sex they arent having is literally preventing them from the transformative healing power of friendship. this is real

i dont even mean this in a "they want to fuck each other" way (although many of them do and will never know it) i mean that like the fact that gay sex is even hypothetically possible between them makes it loom over their friendship like it genuinely haunts them that they could be having it. gay sex is the elephant in the room every time they attempt to be emotionally vulnerable with one another, every time they let a hug linger too long. they cannot address its existence and so there is always something in their way, preventing true connection. and that something is the gay sex. that they are not having. the elephant of gay sex

i could make a list of movies that teenage sex and death at camp miasma reminded me of but i fear it would be embarrassing and revealing

also adding black christmas to the first list

oh btw there is a hole. at the bottom of the lake. where the movies come from. if you even careeeee