tomfoolery is my hobby

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Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

do you think salt gets mad being pinched all the time

new evidence shows dogs have "intuitive mastery of the bessemer steelmaking process", backing up centuries of anecdotes by blacksmiths in which a dog would whine and bark in distress when pig iron was heated without sufficient access to air in their presence. "It's possible Bessemer or others who claimed to have invented the process were inspired by the behavior of dogs, or that dogs communicated the details of this vital industrial process to them by unknown means", paper concludes

Whether you're witnessing a total eclipse of the sun, or just a partial eclipse later, remember if a strange and unusual plant appears after do NOT take it home. And DEFINITELY do NOT feed it your blood. Stay safe out there.

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

Is that female character actually like a mom to another character or did she just acknowledge that character’s existence? This and many other questions fandom gets wrong about female characters