tomfoolery is my hobby

The feeling you have evoked is their use

if i were a respected british actor with any principles at all i would simply not agree to a project whose earnings will have material consequences for trans people but maybe i'm built differently

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

my dey/dem henchperson

[Image ID: The post is a screenshot from Twitter user sadder lizards. The tweet reads "of course i can handle you at your worst that's basically all the time". /End ID.]

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

Diabolical Ironclad Beetle perhaps

That's going up there in the first list for sure.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin