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Blue eared pheasant (Crossoptilon auritum), China

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

Marcel Duchamp kicked the bucket 55 slutty, slutty years ago and you can't get him out of your head. You're half as old as he is dead and you are worshiping at his altar, you are drinking his piss. He won.

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

they do this over in philly

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

If I didn't want readers to chew on it, I wouldn't have spent all that time on the mouthfeel

Jiang Cheng knows how to set boundaries. He can and will say no. He is 100% clear about it. He does not go back on his word. He will absolutely ignore his cute nephew and his former shidi making puppy eyes at him. He is unyielding as a rock. THEY WILL NOT STOP FOR ICE CREAM ON THIS NIGHTHUN- oh, damnit! Only two scoops per person, dinner is coming up soon.

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics