people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

IVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIEND FOR LIKE A YEAR NOW AND IT TURNS OUT WE KNEW EACH OTHER AND WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER PRETRANSITION

we we’re talking about how we had a mutual friend and how that was so wild and then they mentioned another friend i knew and i was like “yeah i played soccer with them both in the park” and my friend was like “wait does your deadname start with a C” and it turns out she was also there and we just had no idea who each other was this entire time till now

This is fucking wild

This is half a plot for a modern Shakespearean comedy of errors.

Romcom where two people meet cute and bond over how awful their exes were and plan elaborate revenge schemes but it turns out they both transitioned and are helping to plan revenge plots against themselves

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

yeah, you're mommy's good little plot device, aren't you? keep pushing the narrative forward, i'm going to climax and denouement

tough crowd