Mars 🍉

Mario: Die! Die! Die! All of you, DIE!

this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL

Both Pandora and Barty are yappers. When they get started, they will be talking none stop forever unless someone stops them. You might think surely they’ll run out of things to stay eventually, but no they won’t, and even if they miraculously did they would still keep talking.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

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Black ppl deserve to feel safe and welcomed on the internet, on fandoms on whatever community or hobbies they want without having to deal with antiblack racist attacks, microaggressions or enablers of antiblackness . And if u genuinely consider urself to be left leaning or an ally or woke you should do and try to unlearn the colorism, texturism , eurocentrism and antiblackness

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

they call me the midnight barber- pandora cutting peoples hair off in the middl of the night for various questionably moral experiments

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from