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Apparently a supertanker full of dog joy crashed off the coast back in the 70s and now all the groundwater here makes you feel happiness in a dog way.

jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

#been referencing this so much over the past few days #to the point where my mum told me i should go to bed 'before the ants start gasping'#gold star

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What eldritch horror is this? If you thought it was a bird with legs growing from its chest, look again! Male Bronze-winged Jacanas (Metopidius indicus) are responsible for raising their chicks, and they have a unique defensive strategy to keep their chicks safe. When threatened, a father can scoop up his offspring and carry them under his wings! Found in parts of Southeast Asia, this species uses its large feet to wade in the shallows, feeding on plant material, insects, and invertebrates floating on the surface.

Photo: Suzu Sato, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

#my favourite guys!!!!#birdie

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Collared peccary (Dicotyles pecari/Pecari tajacu)

“Ain't I Elegant?” by Alan Levine, Public Domain Dedication (CC0)

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This gif is real and shows the very first ever documented footage of a real baby Emperor penguin busting it down fat style

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Is Fro-Yo Actually Healthier Than Ice Cream? I Asked Toucans to Find Out

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#artz #this is so cool

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High fashion Bleach by Deserted In Urban

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@gallusrostromegalus Dunno if you've seen this already!

#tagged for me #bleach #OUUUUUUU8GGHHHHHHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#THESE ARE ALL SO INSANEEEE #LOVE the hair styling #the gin and tousen fits are INSANE

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walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

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skarchomp

"he's trying to fuck the elf" is a great voice acting exercise. you can try out so many different tones and inflections and it's fun every time.

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You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

#birdie

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i will defeat you

machine-unlearning

Alright. Enough joking. The brain development begins now

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How's it going?

still insane

starting a podcast

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Mid-year check-in: How’s it going?

still insane

starting a podcast

podcast started 👍

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

#i produced a podcast at work so that counts #thankfully i'm not on it <3

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