Love yourself

*apologizes for being distant* *apologizes for being affectionate*

*apologizes in general*

*apologizes for apologizing*

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

There is a whole number that exists so large that just to speak it would take you your entire lifetime.

The girls I follow on this website are unreal looking. UNREAL. ya’ll are so pretty I hope you feel that pretty everyday

Same to the guys and everyone I'm between though. <3

how can lawyers argue without crying 

I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets like super close dude