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De verdad no creo sobrevivir los 27 años dios mio ya no puedo mas

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My Shanebortion finished short fic :)
Summary: Shane gets an abortion and things go wrong. It takes Ilya to nearly loose the love of his life to admit how he feels about Shane Hollander
Send me asks if you want <3 (:
Words: 561
Prompts: @shanesummerfest Cottage @hollanovmicrofic Cutie @hollanovbingo Floor
TW: parent hollanov, implied mpreg (Shanepreg)
Baby Lilia was crawling all over the outdoor floor around the fire pit. Shane would pick her up, give her a sweet kiss on her chubby cheek, and put her back where she started so she wouldn't wander off into the grass and get bitten by an insect. She was such a smiley and happy baby. She was 8 months old, she was a surprise/ unexpected Valentine's day baby, but her dads loved her with all their hearts. She is the perfect combination of the both of them, she has Shane´s eyes, Shane´s chubby baby structure, Shane´s smile but she got Ilya's hair, so she was born bald. She looks so cute and so funny and her small blonde hairs are so light that she still looks somehow bald, like a kiwi. Shane loves to kiss the top of her head.
It was Shane and Ilya´s 4th summer spent at the cottage, and it was the first summer for their daughter. She was the happiest, that day she got to swim with her dads at the lake, using adorable baby floaties and Ilya was holding her all the time.
The sunset is beautiful, Lilia gets tired and she looks up at Shane and makes grabby hands at him. Shane picks her up and kisses the top of her head, holding her lovingly in his arms and getting comfy by the fire pit.
Ilya joins them, he was making popcorn inside. He sits next to his husband and wraps an arm around him. Their daughter nuzzles closer into Shane and gives Ilya an adorable look with her big doe eyes, she is drifting to sleep, but she still wants popcorn.
Ilya feeds her one carefully and she eats happily, then she looks at Shane.
“I think that she wants me to feed you too.” Ilya chuckles and throws one popcorn in the air. Shane catches it with his mouth and their daughter laughs adorably. Then she yawns. “Gimmie.” Ilya says, taking her from Shane.
She nuzzles into Ilya and reaches for Shane´s finger cutely. She is starting to drift to sleep again until a loon can be heard in the distance.
Lilia's expression changes and she starts crying, she gets scared by the loon.
“Oh yeah now we know she is mine. She´s scared of the Canadian bird-wolf.” Ilya jokes and rubs her back lovingly. Shane rolls his eyes and laughs a little, then he caresses his baby´s face lovingly.
“That is a loon, Lilia.” He says tenderly and with the sweetest voice. “You don't have to be scared. Your dads are here.” He says and she looks at both of them curiously. Then Shane makes the loon sound he makes using his hands and his mouth. Their daughter smiles happily and buries her head into Ilya. She is not scared anymore, she is safe with her dads. She slowly falls asleep.
“She is a cutie.” Shane says.
“You are a cutie too.” Ilya adds and kisses Shane´s cheek. “I love you.”
“I love you more.” Shane says, this is the best summer of his life. The cottage used to be his hideaway place in the world, and now he gets to share it with his family, with his best friends. He looks at Ilya with heart eyes, excited for spending every summer for the rest of his life feeling this happy.
Fat 3 year old baby Shane got a phase where he called his parents by their names. Mommy and daddy? No. It was Yuna and David.
“Yuna, can you give me my blankie pwease?” He says as he looks up at his mother with his big doe tired eyes when he wants a nap.
“David! Did you hear that!?” He says with a very excited grin and adorable wide eyes. “It´s a loon! David it is a loon!” He repeats again as he jumps around happily, one hand holding a box of apple juice.

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Ilya the next day after skip kiss:
Fat toddler Hollanvling: *With her angry kitten face that she got from Shane, her nose scrunched, she has adorables freckles, messy blonde curls because she just woke up from her nap after running around with her dads at the cottage* Papa!😾
Ilya: *points at himself like ???*
Fat toddler Hollanvling: *grins* gimmie kiss 🥰
Daydreaming about Jacob hiring Ella Purnell and make her character Rose Landry's English Love Affair pleaaaaase pleaaaaseee
Listening to cowboy like me by Taylor <3 and the thought of an au where Shane has a sugar daddy (an old man) and he is scamming him for his money, and Ilya is engaged to this man's sister (heiress of the sugar daddy's fortune, a mansion, islands, boats, etc.) for her money.
Shane and Ilya don't get along because well they both want the money and they try the best to reveal each other's true intentions (the same) and end up falling in love (They both are little shits in this au)
You used to be fun, Ilya.
In my head, Sasha and Ilya are still friends. They had a weird thing going on in the past and he was Ilya's bi awakening.
I love Sasha. Shane hates him at first because of the history he had with Ilya, and he is extremely jelous about him (look at how hot he is) but eventually Shane likes him, Sasha sends Shane pictures of Ilya as a baby and as a kid and they text sometimes.
Shane bug is grateful that Sasha (and obviously Svetlana too) were there for Ilya when Irina died.
Sasha held Ilya in his arms for hours after they watched Bambi amd Bambi's mom dies. Sasha gifted Ilya a kitten so he could feel less alone, Sasha fought Andrei/Alexei when he was mean to Ilya, Sasha helped Ilya with his homework when he was just too depressed to study.
Yes Sasha followed the party and drugs path but he is still a good person. Eventually when Shane and Ilya have kids they love to facetime with their uncle Sasha.

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Fat toddler Shane grinning happily when his dad takes him a photo on his first day of school.(kinder garden) He is holding a backpack that is bigger than he is and he struggles as he runs outside to get in the car. He is so excited to go to school.
He comes back home with his angry kitten face and his pouty chubby cheeks because he realized school was not as cool as he thought.
Shane and Ilya’s daughter goes through a phase sometime in elementary school where her default comeback to anyone who bothers her is “do you know who my dads are??” (and it’s like when a kid takes her crayon) So eventually her teacher has to sit Shane and Ilya down and tell them that their daughter has threatened every child in her class with the wrath of her big scary famous hockey dads over relatively minor offenses. Of course Shane apologizes profusely but Ilya just shrugs and is like “well she’s not wrong, we would hurt anyone who hurts our daughter” and Shane will argue ofc but the fact is that Ilya is the intimidating parent and Shane is the one with his lawyer on speed dial
100% RUSSIAN 1/2 FISH
An au where Scott Hunter has his bachelor party at his house and my Shane bug goes to it and he is terrified at all of the dick shaped things and all because he is still not out and he is having like a very rough time while everybody is having fun and then... 👮🏼♂️
Cop Ilya interrupts and everybody thinks he is a stripper but he is actually a real cop that a grumpy neighbor sent over because the loud noise so yeah Shane explains everyone with his angry kitten face that this hot big russian man is actually a cop.
Or even better if Ilya is actually a stripper and my innocent autustic best friend in the world Shane Hollander that takes everything literally believes he is an actual cop and fights for his life trying to convince him to not get them arrested and Ilya just finds it so fucking adorable and hot
There is a picture of baby Ilya, dressed up in fluffy winter clothes, seated on ice outside his childhood home. He almost looks like a teddy bear. His short curls are hidden behind the hoodie of his jacket and his big blue eyes are staring curiously at the camera.
Shane loves that picture so much, he makes it his phone wallpaper
... I could draw it? Lemme add it to the list ☝🏼
Yes please!!
Gifts and presents for thheeee 🧍🏼♀️

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How #myshane looks at his husband while they sit at their 6 year old daughter's principal office.
Principal: She just keeps squishing her classmate's cheeks and telling him "You look so fucking adorable with the fucking freckles."
Ilya Rozanov, with his hot Russian accent and his stern face, to his rival: Do you feel so special because you are fluent in french, Hollander?
Shane: Fuck off, Rozanov
Ilya: *gets extremely close to Shane's face, tension fills the air and their lips are so close without touching each other* I am fluent in french too. I could fucking french kiss you right now to prove it.