In the Misty Moonlight

When you know your son so fucking well that you can hear the voice of when he was younger say ONE WORD from behind you and you immediately know it’s him and immediately activate dad mode to check on him. Not a single paranoid jump back considered for a single second when suddenly a different version of his oldest baby appears. The THATS MY BABY instinct hits hard

dick, early on in bludhaven: ugh, can’t believe BRUCE is coming around to try and show me up in my own city. he thinks I’m so incompetent but I can handle myself!! He better not make me look like a sidekick in front of my new rogues gallery or I swear to god—

going goblin mode about it

I am now just picturing them having absolutely zero food/drink boundaries like Dick hits a growth spurt at 10 and it's like

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

A really silly supersons and dickie g comic I made today !

genuinely, from the bottom of my heart:

how are all the teenagers who complain about writing 500 words for homework going to get through college without AI

This is a FIXABLE problem, by the way!

The answer to 'how are they going to function' is, and I say this as someone whose mom was a social worker in Appalachia for 20 years: they're going to get scammed. They're going to be victims of fraud, scams, and exploitation, due to their low literacy making them easier targets for others. And then they're going to be unable to read and write well enough to advocate for themselves in a court of law or fight back in any meaningful way.

^^ There is so much profit in exploiting illiteracy and ignorance.