But they cradled me, yes?

Generally, the house spiders and I have an understanding. I like having them around because they eat nastier pests, and as long as they stay out of high traffic areas and don’t build their webs in inconvenient spots, I leave them be and we all coexist just fine. However. Spider on my bed has broken the treaty

chat reminder to just write whatever the fuck you want. write that overused trope. write that obscure shit that no one will have heard of. just. do it. your writing is yours stop depriving it of that.

honestly in the era of AI slop it is more important than ever for you to write or draw that incredibly niche/strange/unpalatable thing you want to make. the world needs the unique weirdness of people more than ever

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

you're laughing. Those dogs were stuck on that large pile of snow until it melted into a tiny pile of snow and you're laughing

By this point Loch Ness is probably the inland body of water we can be most sure doesn't have a monster in it.

Oh. loch Ness Monster, I've heard about it * starts scrolling past* IS THAT EVERYBODY'S FAVOURITE GARY BRANNAN GARY BRANNAN?