social media is an experiment by the US government to make the population hate art by having operatives calling themselves artists be the most annoying people in recorded human history

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems