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So we all agree we would fuck that giant Basket man? Like, no arguments or discussions needed?
social media is weird. Facebook reels? Everyone is shocked and appalled that apparently, SOME PEOPLE (not us, never us) would, hypothetically, get cracked by the basketman.
TikTok? In depth analysis of WHY some people (not us, never us) would would, hypothetically, bounce on the wicker dicker crazy style.
Tumblr, my sweet, beloved Tumblr?
Already planning the patio furniture orgy.
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"Oh, so its okay to write graffiti on 'fascist' property because they come from a different political viewpoint than you? What if a 'fascist' destroyed your property, would it be okay then??"
I mean... im constantly scrubbing slurs off of our pride stuff, and off of public property while being verbally harassed by homophobes in public so its kinda hard to look at this like I threw the first punch, you know?
One of the things I do for the nonprofit is designing flyers, educational leaflets, social media images, the like.
Some are super easy to make, some are more challenging. I can throw an event flyer together in an hour just using canva assets (i rarely use a template anymore.) Educational leaflets take more time.
But my board mates are surprised that I can crank them out this fast and im like...
"Title, date, time, location, cost, restrictions, extra information" and then fuck with it til it looks good.
"There will be a drag show on October 2 from 9-11pm at the Winery. $15, 21+ only. This show is a food drive as well."
"Let's kick off spooky season right with our Halloween Drag Fundraiser! Sit down with a glass of wine and friends for a fun night with Haus of Summer! Doors open at 9, $15 cover charge- purchase tickets at (link). Tickets may only be purchased through (provider) and are non-transferable. This venue is 21+. We will be collecting shelf-stable food items for our little free pantry. Sales of this event will benefit (nonprofit) which (does things.) "
Now take that simplified version and put all that info on the flyer.
Make it a readable font.
Add some images.
Fuck with it til it looks cool.
And that seems like a lot, but it goes fast and the more you do them the easier it gets.
Which is something I learned as a kid when I would sit down and just play with Clipart. But I guess not everyone has got that.
Iāve hear about how having cats makes you immune to hauntings, ghosts, spooky midnight noises etc but. for years Iāve been dealing with a panic response to unexpected nighttime noises, major enough that the adrenaline can keep me from falling back asleep for hours.
A few weeks of living with a cat and my brainās been reprogrammed. last night at 4am the furry little shitmuppet broke a vase & I only woke up long enough to call her a rat bastard & roll over back to sleep
Oh shit. This totally made me realize that it must have been my cat that killed my fear of the dark. I used to be intensely scared of walking into dark spaces. Hated any area where I had to turn a light off before I could turn another one on.
Enter my mostly black demon who likes to jump out of dark spaces at me.
Now I can just walk through dark rooms with no anxiety. Iām now used to the darkness taking physical form and jumping at me. At this point if a monster did jump out of the darkness Iād instinctively reach for the cat treats to offer it.
holy crap what other fears do cats make you immune to?
Iām no longer scared to dangle my foot over the bed bc of demons with sharp claws & glowing eyes, iām scared to dangle my foot over the bed bc of one specific small furry demon with sharp claws & glowing eyes
#fuck off beelzebub my cat has dibs
My cats are legit part of my grounding strategy for when I have sleep hallucinations. As part of my sleep paralysis, I āseeā corpses in the bed next to me on a frequent basis, or shadow men lurking in the doorway; if there is a cat blissfully, softly snoring at the foot of the bed, I know I am safe, despite what my brain is trying to conjure.
the sound of my door opening slowly, but theres no one there. my cat. somethings clawing at the walls, glass or window screens, cats. somethings fucking licking my toe in the middle of the night, my fucking cat again. nothing can hurt me its all cat
Unearthly noise? Cat.
Movement out of the corner of your eye? Cat.
Objects moved? Cat.
Inexplicable smells? Cat.
Corpses (small)? Cat.
Ectoplasm right in middle of the room, which you wonāt notice till you step in it? Cat.
Do cats make the ghosts go away? Nah. They just make you stop being scared.
Do cats make the ghosts
go away? Nah. They just make
you stop being scared.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The amount of slavery in Ancient Rome was legitimately terrifying tbh
Yāall know that Iām into ancient Roman history and I do a lot of research on it but even though I should be used to it by now sometimes I read an anecdote about how an individual slave was treated and Iām hit with the realization that like a third of the population was living like that and I just need to put my head in my hands for a second
Emperor Hadrian randomly stabbed a slave in the eye in a fit of rage and he was supposedly unusually sympathetic to slaves.
Thereās other instances of people randomly punching slaves that they didnāt even know because they got in their way or something. This was just normal behavior.
And slaves didnāt rebel en masse because if even one slave committed an act of violent rebellion it was common practice to kill every slave and former slave in the household.
People only took notice for posterity when these mass executions got into the hundreds of people. One of the few recorded for the history books is of over 400 people being killed because one guy stabbed his enslaver.
Like how many people throughout history were beaten to death because some rich asshole was angry and there was no legal or social consequences for doing so? We donāt know.
When you study ancient history youāre reminded that slavery has never once been kind or justified. It just takes on different forms of evil in every time and place that it infects.
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they're called "bootlickers" because when there's a boot stomping on their neck they lean forward to kiss it
as soon as i clicked post i realized damn that's such an evocatively erotic description, i should be using this sort of language about noble kinksters, not wasting it on class traitors
How could you leave this in the tags!!!
that's the beta testing stage
Poorly aged things.
IF BUYING ISN'T OWNING
PIRATING ISN'T STEALING
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Nana Visitor said that whenever they would try to renegotiate contracts between seasons for Deep Space Nine, Paramount would threaten to kill their characters in a shuttle craft accident and refused them.
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I will get my spark back no matter how long it takes
The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailorās apprentice (Edit: Slight correction, he didnāt write it when he was 12, this was him recounting an incident from when he was 12, some years later.) who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Hereās a link to the blog post about it, but Iāll just paste the whole diary entry here:
āI had been at work about two months when Christmas came on ā and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friendsā¦while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit ā coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] ā buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.Ā
āUnfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoledĀ myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your dayās work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.ā
this is a highly controversial opinion, I have no doubt King Arthur was bisexual but I think he was one of the few people in Camelot not interested in fucking Lancelot. he wanted to retain him as an employee but it did not cross his mind that Lancelot was fucking his wife because Lancelot is such a weird little twerp that he did not perceive him as a sexual being. my interpretation.
So true. The Galehaut/Lancelot relationship was like a dynastic marriage to resolve the conflict between two imperial powers. I like to imagine Galehaut was like āI have decided to abandon my plans of capturing [what is now] all of southern England and surrender to you despite my military advantage, all for the love of my achingly beautiful and spectacular new male wife, Lancelot du Lac.ā and Arthur was like āOkay. Weird. Not homophobic or anything but Lancelot? Youāre in love with Lancelot?ā
Co-signed. Thatās some real shit you said. Also, unlike Arthur, he was willing to yield and share his lover for everyoneās benefit. And then he died for love. A real freak. One of the best freaks in 13th century French literature.
heās the most interesting gay wifeguy in literary gay knight history
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The difference between "There used to be hot summers too,ā and a climate crisis.
Look, we all know this is true. But there isn't a SOURCE for this, and the graph itself is basically illegible beyond "ooh colors". If we want to be good stewards of our informational resources, we need to cite our sources.
From a reverse image search, I found the website Show Your Stripes, run by the University of Reading in the UK, which is likely where the above graph originated. It provides temperature data for various regions of the world from approximately 1900-2025. For example, here are graphs for Canada, India, and Papua New Guinea:
All clearly show a sharp rise in temperature beginning around approximately the 1980s, which corresponds with the graph in OP's post. But now we know where this data came from, and we can verify its validity accordingly.
Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.
Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
i truly think that this recent trend of āif you relate to a post about a different identity than your own you are ~derailing~ and taking over the conversationā is incredibly harmful.
i recently experienced some pretty severe transphobic abuse in my workplace (childrenās home) that included having food thrown at me, being called slurs, being told i was a pervert because i am trans. one of the managers talked with me afterwards and shared that he had had a similar experience as an Asian man. this wasnāt him derailing my experience, or talking over me, or making things about himself. he was communicating āhey, i know how it feels and how much it sucks. youāre not alone.ā
THAT is what solidarity IS. i donāt know what itās like to be Asian, he doesnt know what itās like to be trans, but we both had a similar experience and we were able to turn a horrible experience into an opportunity for bonding and comfort.
stop looking at peopleās attempts as solidarity as an attack. and hey, you never know - you could find an opportunity to grow closer to other people.
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you donāt understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosityās birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isnāt a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we canāt get to because itās name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
Thatās not sad, thatās awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CURIOSITY !!!!
Happy birthday Curiosity!
Happy birthday, Curiosity!
Happy Birthday, Curiousity!
Happy birthday, Curiosity!
Happy birthday Curiosity, happy birthday to you!
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āIām too old toāā
WRONG.
You are above ground and breathing.
Do the thing.
leaving a comment on a fic last updated more than a decade ago is always so hauntingly melancholic. like--they gave you this beautiful piece of writing that you chose to spend your time reading, and you're thankful for it. you go to tell them in their comments, even though it's likely they haven't opened their inbox in years. and they're probably never going to open it again, and no one but you and the others in the comments will ever know how long their writing has been and will be appreciated. you're never going to know if this person died or simply grew up, because the effect is the same.
I recently got kudos for a fic published in 2010. The email notifications work.
Oh god, the sensation of utter dread when I see an email alert on a fic I published prior to 2015...
I am so sorry, person who left a comment! That work is NOT representative of what I can do. I apologize for the purple prose and awkward transitions and annoying edge lord drama twists. Please, go read something more recent, I swear I got better!
