Wanderings of the Mind

TikTok? In depth analysis of WHY some people (not us, never us) would would, hypothetically, bounce on the wicker dicker crazy style.

Tumblr, my sweet, beloved Tumblr?

Some are super easy to make, some are more challenging. I can throw an event flyer together in an hour just using canva assets (i rarely use a template anymore.) Educational leaflets take more time.

But my board mates are surprised that I can crank them out this fast and im like...

"Title, date, time, location, cost, restrictions, extra information" and then fuck with it til it looks good.

"There will be a drag show on October 2 from 9-11pm at the Winery. $15, 21+ only. This show is a food drive as well."

"Let's kick off spooky season right with our Halloween Drag Fundraiser! Sit down with a glass of wine and friends for a fun night with Haus of Summer! Doors open at 9, $15 cover charge- purchase tickets at (link). Tickets may only be purchased through (provider) and are non-transferable. This venue is 21+. We will be collecting shelf-stable food items for our little free pantry. Sales of this event will benefit (nonprofit) which (does things.) "

Now take that simplified version and put all that info on the flyer.

Make it a readable font.

Add some images.

Fuck with it til it looks cool.

And that seems like a lot, but it goes fast and the more you do them the easier it gets.

Enter my mostly black demon who likes to jump out of dark spaces at me.

Movement out of the corner of your eye? Cat.

Objects moved? Cat.

Inexplicable smells? Cat.

Corpses (small)? Cat.

go away? Nah. They just make

you stop being scared.

There’s other instances of people randomly punching slaves that they didn’t even know because they got in their way or something. This was just normal behavior.

And slaves didn’t rebel en masse because if even one slave committed an act of violent rebellion it was common practice to kill every slave and former slave in the household.

People only took notice for posterity when these mass executions got into the hundreds of people. One of the few recorded for the history books is of over 400 people being killed because one guy stabbed his enslaver.

IF BUYING ISN'T OWNING

PIRATING ISN'T STEALING

“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit. 

From a reverse image search, I found the website Show Your Stripes, run by the University of Reading in the UK, which is likely where the above graph originated. It provides temperature data for various regions of the world from approximately 1900-2025. For example, here are graphs for Canada, India, and Papua New Guinea:

i recently experienced some pretty severe transphobic abuse in my workplace (children’s home) that included having food thrown at me, being called slurs, being told i was a pervert because i am trans. one of the managers talked with me afterwards and shared that he had had a similar experience as an Asian man. this wasn’t him derailing my experience, or talking over me, or making things about himself. he was communicating “hey, i know how it feels and how much it sucks. you’re not alone.”

THAT is what solidarity IS. i don’t know what it’s like to be Asian, he doesnt know what it’s like to be trans, but we both had a similar experience and we were able to turn a horrible experience into an opportunity for bonding and comfort.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

WRONG.

You are above ground and breathing.