bird watcher

Whenever I write any ship that’s not brudick, just know that brudick is always and forever a thing that happened. It’s just not happening right now

The brudick dynamic where Bruce is like the cool older brother and Alfred’s their dad mmmm

Dickbin going under cover in a club. Physically he’s just a fit 14/15 year old, but when he’s dressed up right he looks like a twinky 19 year old who’s trying to pass for 21 to get in. It works but bruce didn’t predict him immediately being hand fed shots and molly and worse, so long story short bruce baby sitting dick in the batmobile while he’s tripping balls, slowly telling him that he has to act so normal or Alfred’s gonna kill them

“Dc needs to hire you!!!” - someone who does not buy or consume any canon dc content

I had a dream Bruce secretly funded a whole private security system company under a generic name just so he could spy on Dick without him recognizing the software and everyone kept trying to warn Dick that [generic company name] was actually Bruce but when he finally “found out” he was just like yeah 😋 bc he already knew but he liked the Bruce didn’t know that he knew