pride goeth before destruction

anyone reblogging this post talking about a guy under 40 is banned

you know i've grown since i made this post. if they're not nearing their early 60's what even is the point

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

you can't say you have a least favorite pokemon because someday that bitch is going to be your ally in a niche situation and then you'll be like omg veluza i'm so sorry i ever called you boring

This Is Not That Kind Of Story <- mantra against feeling like your writing choices need to play out the way they might have in another piece of media

*at the mahjong table* my 'ambition'? heh... to win as many times as possible, obviously

there's a special room in hell for mahjong players where they play a high that never ends

and here i am. doing a striptease for a bug

(tears in my eyes) i knew he was male lead material ever since he was a cunt to the protagonist

this freak of anime nature

The artistic equivalent of when tourists get really excited about the animal that’s raiding your dumpster.