pride goeth before destruction

anyone reblogging this post talking about a guy under 40 is banned

you know i've grown since i made this post. if they're not nearing their early 60's what even is the point

tragic that instead of sparking a bunch of new gay romance shows (or, in my wishful thinking mind, lesbian hockey romance shows), the popularity of heated rivalry has apparently sparked the adaptation of a bunch of straight hockey romances. I cannot think of anything I would like to watch less than a hetero hockey romance. M/M hockey romance is already on thin enough ice due to the general poisonous vibes of men’s hockey culture, M/F hockey romance is me yelling at those women to run into the arms of another woman instead (again, due to the general poisonous vibes of men’s hockey culture PLUS the heterosexuality of it all)

you know what's good? when you have a meat and a sauce and you eat it with a rice. thank you for listening

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

you can't say you have a least favorite pokemon because someday that bitch is going to be your ally in a niche situation and then you'll be like omg veluza i'm so sorry i ever called you boring

This Is Not That Kind Of Story <- mantra against feeling like your writing choices need to play out the way they might have in another piece of media

*at the mahjong table* my 'ambition'? heh... to win as many times as possible, obviously

there's a special room in hell for mahjong players where they play a high that never ends