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This is what I drew after this situation 👇

This is so precious oh my god. There’s more under the cut. Also click HERE for full-sized pics and also a vid of a chicken screaming at the wind XD 

So back in July of 2021 we got a call from our neighbors about a random chicken that showed up in their yard, they assumed she was ours because we have a lot of chickens but I’d never seen this bird before

She’s unbelievably sweet and cuddly and we’re thinking that no way this isn’t someone’s beloved pet

So the next day I went out and drove to every neighbor to ask “hey this this your chicken?”

Nobody has any idea, my mom asks around on local pages but still, nothing

So for context my neighborhood is pretty big, not that many people but lots and lots of land. If this chicken didn’t come from any of our neighbors then she would had to have travel miles, which out here in rural Colorado where we are constantly surrounded by hawks, coyotes and raccoons would have been extremely unlikely.

She was also a bit malnourished, implying that she might have been out on her own for some time before being found. I also quickly realized something else about her, she is blind.

Not entirely blind but damn near close as her right eye is completely blind



Now the reason this has rendered her almost completely blind is thanks to a funny little quirk of chicken anatomy. Their right eyes are always near sighted and the left is always far sighted, this is the result of turning themselves in the egg so that the right eye is exposed to light through the shell, while the left is not, because it’s directed toward the body. So while she can see things far away just fine, everything that’s remotely close to her is a blur, making it difficult for her to navigate and eat

So we took her into our own flock, I named her Weah because I asked her for her name, since I didn’t know if she previously had one, and her response was “wwwwwrrraaah”. Getting her integrated into the flock was difficult, the other hens picked on her a lot and there wasn’t much she could do to defend herself, with no other options we decided to put her in the bantam coop, with it’s lone resident

This is Ash, a serama hen who we had gotten with a rooster, Cocktail, as a breeding pair. However after Cocktail’s passing she was left on her own

Now this didn’t bother Ash too much as she’d found a way to leave her coop whenever she wanted, even for a bird of her stature she was quite capable of holding her own in the main population

So here we are with two birds who couldn’t be any more different: Weah, a shy, clingy, visually impaired sex link, and Ash, a feisty, dominant, independent serama. It was the perfect storm.

Weah clung to Ask like glue pretty much from day one and Ash seemed surprisingly chill with the whole affair. In fact, she even started guiding Weah around while walking on her blind side, showing her around and helping her not get lost

Ash is very protective of Weah and will often tidbit for her and court her, Weah will call out to Ash whenever she’s not near by and will get distressed when she cannot find her

They’re both living happily in the larger special needs coop now, always together. Weah is doing much better with the help of her seeing eye girlfriend and has adjusted wonderfully!

So to conclude, if I had a nickel for every time there was a mutually beneficial lesbian relationship in my coop where one was saved by the other, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s kinda weird it’s happened twice

I’m not kidding. This is the time to act. Yes I know it’s short notice , but so is Netflix trying to remove Rise without any heads up. Spread this! Repost it! Everywhere. And I mean, everywhere. TikTok, twitter, Reddit, insta, Facebook. Stream the show/movie all day tomorrow and Saturday. Let’s flash mob this!

I said this. My comments got deleted, so I'm going to restate them because knowing how these piece of shit companies WORK will get ROTTMNT back in their brain:

Netflix is nothing in this fight. Ignore them. The views that are coming from this watch frenzy means nothing. Why do you think Netflix does the "leaving soon" tag? It's a last ditch effort to get a few more bucks from an IP that they have licensing expire. Viewing on Netflix to "protest" does nothing.

Paramount owns Nickelodeon who owns TMNT.

You want to make a difference, you are going to have to do more work than just drawing and watching. Even petitions are useless. Paramount would have noticed a slight up-tick in views if the "watch protest" was directed at their platform, but again, that just makes them money.

Protests that benefit shareholders aren't protests, they're WHAT THEY WANT.

So how do we possibly get our voices heard? It takes EFFORT, more than drawing, more than watching.

You go here (Paramount+ chat chat contact), you get a live agent, and you politely say how much you liked Rise and hope to see more seasons of it.

You go here (Nickelodeon VPs), you send an email, and you politely say how much you liked Rise and hope to see more seasons of it and that you would like a response from the email owners.

You go here (Nickelodeon Contact phone number for their office, plus a mailing address), you call them or send them mail, and you politely say how much you liked Rise and hope to see more seasons of it.

You go here (Paramount+ twitter, facebook, and a contact form), you type up a tweet, a facebook message, a filled in contact form, and you politely say how much you liked Rise and hope to see more seasons of it.

And you call this phone number 1-212-975-5858 (Paramount+ main phone number for complaints and feedback, personally verified), you go through the phone tree, and you politely say how much you liked Rise and hope to see more seasons of it.

If there is enough traffic and outcry through these lines, it takes up TIME AND MONEY and you will be considered MORE than you would by just watching and posting fanart.

has to hope there are no weird

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