goodnightbirdy

I tried to sell a lunch box on facebook marketplace for FIVE DOLLARS and my dog scratched the guy who came to buy and now i have to go to court for a misdemeanor!

I went camping twice and the first time i locked myself out of my car at 10 pm and my roommate had to drive an hour in the dark to bring me spare keys, and the second time right as i was trying to make a fire it started DUMPING rain so i had to clean up camp in the pouring rain and book it home.

When i got home from camping i took a shower! bc i had just spent the last two days covered in sweat, sunscreen, bug spray, lake water, and smoke, and when i finished showering our bathroom sink started flooding!!

it flooded so much that it soaked our EMTIRE carpet with dirty, greasy kitchen sink water! And the plumber couldn’t fix it, so he just set up a fan and left!

He came back the next day to attempt to get access to our neighbors apartment, which we believe is the source of the issue, and guess what? they won’t give access to maintenance! And when the landlord was called and finally granted access the plumber still couldn’t fix it bc they found what was described as a “health hazard”

It’s been four days since the flood! our apartment is still humid and smells like greasy sink water! We can’t do the dishes or wash our hands bc it will flood again, oh and we can’t shower bc, that’s right! it’ll flood again!

This morning i woke up and my phone wouldn’t connect to the internet for no discernible reason and i had an epic crash out bc all i wanted to do was my FUCKING LAUNDRY which i need a wifi connected app to do bc we live in the 21st century which apparently has eliminated the need for quarters.

And that’s my life currently.

If i experience one more mild inconvenience i will starfish on the highway!

read that again.

1. do the daily sudoku

2. do the wordle

3. do the connections

4. beat the daily tiny wings challenges