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the-muppet-joker

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

putnamspuppeteer

Going to attack and dethrone the demiurge for its sins against my pepper plants

putnamspuppeteer

The capsicum genus is the the embodiment of all that is decent. How dare you trouble it with 3 fucking days of heavy rain

putnamspuppeteer

I will lead my army of the damned* past the gates of heaven** and wage war on the wretched archons*** that have ruined this realm****

*organic fungicide and my bag of plant food

**my community garden plot

***root rot and drowned root systems

****MY FUCKING PEPPER PLANTS

putnamspuppeteer

Going to attack and dethrone the demiurge for its sins against my pepper plants

putnamspuppeteer

The capsicum genus is the the embodiment of all that is decent. How dare you trouble it with 3 fucking days of heavy rain

Going to attack and dethrone the demiurge for its sins against my pepper plants

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silverbirching

dancing crabs dancing crabs dancing crabs come ON dance you little fuckers I want to see those exoskeletons bumpin dance goddamnit DANCING CRABS I AM MANIFESTING IT SO HARD DANCE DANCE DANCE CALL THAT ETSY WITCH AND TELL THEM TO GET OFF THEIR ASS

qqueenofhades

olli-online

fivetrench

OH MY GOD

mothmanmothplan

I call this one "Wallace and Gromit go to Silent Hill".

1percentcharge

seen at a pancake house

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cryptotheism

Dahling I'm a Chad now

cryptotheism

Dahling you must try mogging, it's divine. It's when you perform masculinity without a hint of effort to make the other boys delightfully insecure.

xrd

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

xrd

apolladay

Donut time! What are you picking?

* bear claw

* Boston crème

* cinnamon roll

* chocolate bar

* cruller

* eclair

* glazed

* jelly filled

* maple bar

* sprinkles

* something else

* none for me, thanks!

Donut time! What are you picking?

bear claw

Boston crème

cinnamon roll

chocolate bar

cruller

eclair

glazed

jelly filled

maple bar

sprinkles

something else

none for me, thanks!

Remaining time: 4 days 10 hours

#jelly filled

shock

the wording on this Jack russell vid beamed a permanent mark onto my brain

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beardedmrbean

I think they'll be fine saying that.

anphivenas

i need to get into cars

dontsaythatillcry

they have doors which help with this

anphivenas

most of them are locked ive only gotten lucky like twice

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