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I think since rules dont matter anymore that they should bring back cabo verde into the finals like when x factor used to bring back eliminated contestants

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lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

lowpawly

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

#you took my DIRT

monchursouls

🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

rat-in-the-grain

Hehehehehe

monchursouls

Can I fucking help you?

sasuke-offical

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

monchursouls

What

rat-in-the-grain

What

endofalltim

theragamuffininitiative

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

purronronner

#I always figured it was 'I am rapidly nearing my fucking limit but I gotta keep it together'

chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

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weirdmageddon

i know most people have seen it but i cant emphasize how much this is literally my favorite breath of the wild clip of all time. also i can never fucking find this clip when i need it especially in high definition so here it is

eikonoklasms

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel

medievaljournalist

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

fuckedelf

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

cutecipher

ashenmind

good lord this thing is useless

fishmech

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

dragongirltongue

Happy horse on mars day

ubercharge

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

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furryprovocateur

this stupid fucking image sends me into hysterics every time

thesquishyfish

the view from the friiway

the-muppet-joker

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

putnamspuppeteer

Going to attack and dethrone the demiurge for its sins against my pepper plants

putnamspuppeteer

The capsicum genus is the the embodiment of all that is decent. How dare you trouble it with 3 fucking days of heavy rain

putnamspuppeteer

I will lead my army of the damned* past the gates of heaven** and wage war on the wretched archons*** that have ruined this realm****

*organic fungicide and my bag of plant food

**my community garden plot

***root rot and drowned root systems

****MY FUCKING PEPPER PLANTS

putnamspuppeteer

Going to attack and dethrone the demiurge for its sins against my pepper plants

putnamspuppeteer

The capsicum genus is the the embodiment of all that is decent. How dare you trouble it with 3 fucking days of heavy rain

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Going to attack and dethrone the demiurge for its sins against my pepper plants

silverbirching

dancing crabs dancing crabs dancing crabs come ON dance you little fuckers I want to see those exoskeletons bumpin dance goddamnit DANCING CRABS I AM MANIFESTING IT SO HARD DANCE DANCE DANCE CALL THAT ETSY WITCH AND TELL THEM TO GET OFF THEIR ASS

qqueenofhades

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