go, my penis warriors. kill without reason

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

What if you made up a guy who suffered suffered suffered suffered suffered suffered

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits