All the headcanons and AU's

there have been several instances of young baleen whales running afoul of something and being captured for rehabilitation, yes! they were mostly gray whales.

which makes sense, gray whales are slow enough to get caught in the first place and hardy enough to not immediately stress themselves to death over being poked and put in a tank (as long as hundreds of pounds of delicious shellfish are on offer, anyway)

none of them were ever kept very long, they were rehabilitated to a healthy weight and then released. (healthy weight for a juvenile gray whale is almost 20,000 lbs. BIG baby)

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!

“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.

In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”

So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!

The coat is big enough for a baby to nap in.

I was asked for Luffy hiding in Crocodile or Dragon's coats but he's not exactly hiding. I hope this offering also counts!

Since the prompt was made in context of Broken Lineage, which is a female!Crocodile fic, we're having female!Croc, as a treat. Though I debated on how to draw her. She no longer has her long wavy hair when Luffy's born and I'm somewhat regretting that because drawing long hair is fun...!

The Lovers - short film, on YouTube August 30th

Paranormasight: The Mermaid’s Curse (yes, really, trust me) - visual novel, out now

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Perhaps.

But is it not, on the other hand, incredibly funny to point to a guy in line for the door facing the other direction and wearing a face mask, sunglasses, hoodie, and ball cap and tell my partner, "Hey, that's Shitty Rick, he's not allowed in here"?

Flat arches

Brachydactyly type D

Whorls in hair

Distinct spinal deformity

Scabs

Tattoos

Wig easily clockable as a Wig

Full-body disguise, same necklace

Amputated finger

One leg shorter than the other

Always ordered the same weird drink at some point every single time without fail

Same belt

Same shoes

Changed clothes but kept coming back with the same person

Distinct body odor

Missing a canine tooth

Uniquely pronounced superorbital ridge

Skin condition

Birthmark

Unique facial tic

Kept trying to get into the same place, ALWAYS in full disguise- Wig, glasses, clothing, makeup, etc- so consistently that every time a "new" person showed up, it was them

Mentioned their Russian mother to every person they spoke to, to the point that "they would not shut up anout their Russian mom" was enough to know they'd been there

Left and came back in a full face mask but changed nothing else

Orthopedic platform shoe