YEAH LMAO NOBODY NOTICED LQG WAS PREGNANT LOLOL
For the first few months his bump wasn’t visible and when it started becoming visible he was out more often hunting beasts that he himself would eat because of the weird cravings. So because he was out more often and was usually in-and-out whenever he came back to the sect nobody really noticed any physical changes. Super funny because one of the other PLS sees him (heavily pregnant) and they go “hm.. Your hair looks glossier, did you start a routine?” And LQG’s like “Probably the baby” and the PL just laughs and is like “Haha okay keep your secrets” playing it off as a joke.
After birth he was out of commission for like a week before he was back up and he’s over here breastfeeding in the middle of a fight. Shen Yuan’s at least a toddler by this point about like 1 1/2-2 years old, so he’s ready to be weaned off but since LQG’s from a noble background he was SPOILED as a child and thinks it’s normal to constantly feed SY because that’s how he was raised.
When the switch happens SJ’s like holy fuck why haven’t you weaned him off of milk and LQG’s like “what do you mean he’s not even half the size of me when I was his age”
SY looking at SJ around the time LQG usually feeds him and SJ raising his brow like “There’s no milk for you here.” And then SY scrunches up his face and starts babbling very upset noises.
SY DEF HAS SJ’S GLARE AND RESTING BITCH FACE. Every time he stares at SJ randomly SJ tuts at him and pinches his little nose (not painfully) and like goes “and why exactly are you glaring at me?”
SJ & LQG not knowing how to parent is so funny because LQG putting SY on the floor and leaving a blade in front of him expectantly only for SJ to go “No you brute!” Before placing a book in front of SY like “early education is much more important” (HE KNOWS THAT IT’S JUMPING THE GUN BUT HE’S NERVOUS AS THIS IS HIS ONLY CHILD AND HE DOESNKT WANT SY TO SUFFER TOO BUT HE’S HORRIBLY DYSFUNCTIONAL)
SQQ freaks out for a day before he gathers himself (he’s still freaking out internally but Xiao-Yuan’s charm is very strong)
He just goes to the WRP w/ Xiao-yuan to get some baby supplies and the girls there coo
“Oh my god who is this? SJ when did you give birth?! Who’s the sire?!”
And SJ’s like “I’m the sire”
And had to explain how he knocked up LQG of all people
ALSO YEAH While LQG’s off on his dangerous mission SJ gets attached and when LQG comes back SJ’s like “This is my child now I’m keeping him” and LQG’s like “Okay I’ll come get him next week then and we can swap every two weeks if you want” and SJ’s like “make it two months” and they have a stand off before they come to an agreement of just switching every month.
ALSO YES I LOVE UR IDEA ABOUT SWITCHING DURING A PL MEETING
LQG holding Xiao-Yuan up against his chest, wiping a bit of drool off of the corner of SY’s mouth as he enters. All of the PLs go silent like “What is that” and LQG’s like “My son”
And then SQQ walks in, looks around searching for LQG before walking up to him and plucking SY out of his hands like “There you are. You’ll get him back next month” and the PLs like “What happened to your rivalry,,,”
SY NORMALLY DOESN’T GET FUSSY BUT WHEN HE DOES IT TRIGGERS THE MAMALIUJIU LIKE OMG
Some sect offering to care of SY while LQG &/or SQQ is over and they reluctantly agree because the discussion isn’t child safe—only to come back to a red faced SY with watery eyes babbling quite angrily at another pair of parent in child. The stuffed beast that SJ sewed for him in the hands of the other child xd (some snobby decently know cultivator took it because their child wanted it and they were like “I’ll just send compensation my baby wants this toy” or some bull wwww) they are going CRAZYYYY
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