All the headcanons and AU's

Please can someone write this I need to see seal Liu QingGe get so flustered that he just dves into the nearest body of water to escape

i like when a piece of media says that an all-powerful character "sees humans as insects" because that really could mean a lot of things. maybe they view us as insignifigant and will squish us under their boot. maybe theyre actually studying and cataloguing us for their thesis paper. maybe theyre campaigning for human protection because we're an important part of their ecosystem. maybe they see a human and go "ew ew ewwwwww someone get the cup and get that FREAK out of my house." .

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

Thank you a million times for always making it my business.

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

tragic: tumblr user develops new obsession(s) with media that none of their mutuals know or care about

Great blue heron (Ardea herodias)