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my parents are on holiday in their mobile home
they're expected back this upcoming weekend
I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things
I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house
I am very excited for my parents to be back
a first update: we have a neighbour who empties the mailbox while my parents are away and this morning I got a notification from our front door camera and watched said neighbour find what I know to be a tiny yellow duck in the mailbox (the camera is too far away to actually see), stare at it for a moment, and place it carefully back inside the mailbox
THE FIRST DUCK HAS BEEN FOUND
They just came home after a friend's birthday party and I'm guessing went straight to bed, because my dad just sent a photo to the family group chat of the duck I placed on his bed with only the caption "thank you 😘" which makes me suspect they haven't found any of the others yet. Or noticed that this one has a number on the bottom.
Tomorrow they're going to find more of them and realise what they're in for and that's when the real joy begins.
I just spent half an hour on the phone with my dad mostly giggling maniacally while he complained at me. He thought it was a singular duck and then went to get fresh PJs and "another bloody duck" fell out and now he can't rest until he has found as many as possible. It is half an hour to midnight, he is prowling the house trying to spot more ducks, and he begrudgingly admitted he still loves me anyway. My mother is significantly less invested but not caring does not protect you from The Ducks. I am absolutely ecstatic with how this is going.
If I ever need to explain my parents' different personalities to somebody who does not know them, it will be like this: my dad, upon finding the second duck in his pyjamas, refused to believe that there would be more of them, and then went absolutely feral with the hunting instincts of a particularly determined bloodhound. He found 40 of them within about an hour. He has created an Excel sheet to keep track of which ones are still missing (I wrote numbers on the bottom of each duck). He keeps calling me to swear at me and then grumble that he still loves me.
He did not appreciate it when I told him about zookeepers throwing a pumpkin full of meat into a tiger enclosure.
My mother, on the other hand, thinks the whole thing is hilarious. She loves the ducks. She has accepted the ducks. She's sad that my dad insists on collecting the ducks because she thinks they should just stay where they are and become part of the decor. "I reckon I will find them when I find them," she says. I told her that I had to replace one because the original number 4 dropped on the tiles and got decapitated and she thinks I should dramatically stage it next time I visit.
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As of September 2nd, the official Duck Count is at 79, which is honestly really impressive. The rate of discovery has obviously slowed down a lot as the more obvious ducks have been found, so we've now finally reached the point at which I think even my dad is not so much actively searching anymore as he is Always Ready For Duck. In the last couple of days he found one in a packet of tissues and texted me "there was one in the q-tips today" to which I responded, naturally, "It's been there the whole time B)"
I did spend a night at the house last week because I didn't want to get stuck at a train station at 11pm on a Sunday, and my dad insisted that I must have lied or misremembered when I told him there were a total of 4 ducks in his office, because he has found 3 and is absolutely adamant that there can't be another one (there is. It's in a box of paperclips in the drawer that he likes to keep half-open to rest documents on. It's even visible if you look down at it).
I also told them about the incident with our neighbour and that I had deleted the clip from the security camera's app as well as the clip of me heading into the garage with the keys to my dad's classic car (I stuck a duck in front of the speedometer) and they now think I am a criminal mastermind, which is honestly pretty fun considering my extreme lack of coolness in almost all other regards.
It's my mum's birthday in a couple of weeks and I'm honestly really looking forward to telling this story to friends and family! I haven't come up with a present for her yet but I think maybe I'll include one of the extra ducks I kept, just for fun!
It's been a while!
There was an extremely good moment last time I was visiting when my mother came into the kitchen with a glass soda bottle from the downstairs fridge, tried to set it on the counter, and couldn't—because there was a duck stuck to the bottom of the bottle. Oops!
Almost all the ducks have been found and I honestly have no idea where the last 3 or 4 could be (possibly folded into socks or in jacket pockets), so I think we're just going to call it. Maybe they'll show up, maybe they won't! I thoroughly enjoyed this journey and I think my parents did too :)
It doesn’t end there:
another addition
do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously
oh my god
woo i am such a fan of dramatic plants. just prissy fucking plantlife, be it unreasonable or implacable or ostentatious. plants, man
u know what yeah, let’s talk about weird nonsense plants
1. Living Stones
these plants imitate rocks. who does that?
imagine deciding to straight up evolve into rocks as a defense mechanism. i had a whole rant planned but now i’m remembering that i have, in the past, on multiple occasions, daydreamed about being a rock. like that has been a recurring theme in my rich inner fantasy life. i would not forsake the opportunity to evolve into a stone.
2. Hooker’s Lips
ostentatious. flamboyant. vulgar. garish. randy. dare i say whorish? yes. this plant is whorish.
pucker up you hussy
3. Hoya Hearts
overused trope. lacks subtlety and creativity. truly, they just went with the first thought to pop in their head, no brainstorming involved. “ho ho ho i’m just gonna grow into a fucking HEART, that’ll show em!” Needy & basic bitch. looks cute on a desk
4. Lifesaver Plants
manages to be both psychedelic and disapproving. reminiscent of a prudish great aunt–but like, one who did a lot of LSD in the 70s. evidence of an alien lifeform who crash landed and then decided, fuck it, i’m gonna rent a one-story in the midwest and decorate it with vintage wood paneling & floral upholstery. probably smells like stale weed and glass ashtrays
5. Happy Alien Flowers
yes that is their NAME. sort of anticlimactic, but take a gander:
they are absolute sluts for drama, as demonstrated by the little hussies pictured above are YELLING AT ME. they bring to mind seagulls engaged in a Shakespearean blood feud. this flowers have committed aggravated manslaughter and probably got away with it too.
6. Bat Plant
aka Cat’s Whiskers aka Devil Flower. how fucking emo is that??? this plant listens to mcr and is probably the gay cousin. they never got the hang of eyeliner but that doesn’t stop them from trying, bless em. their impetuous devil-may-care persona is hindered by their crippling social anxiety. i’m immensely fond of this plant. they’ll come into their own once they graduate and move away from college, but in the mean time they sit with the tech crew at lunch. you go little Bat Plant!
7. Dancing Plants
total band kids. also called Semaphore Plants, bc they look like they’re trying to flag down a plane. nifty fuckers
in conclusion, three cheers for whiny, namby-pamby, scatterbrained plantlife
so you’ll reblog THIS and my Non-Comprehensive List of Cursed Bird That Piss Me Off, but Whimsical Creatures Failing To Tempt Me Into The Ocean is where tumblr draws the line huh
I am absolutely delighted to show you this orchid the ‘Naked Man’. It’s an orchid native to the Mediterranean and it looks like a lil dude with a tiny penis
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Okay, so this post always makes me giggle
But I was thinking just now...
Literally no one in the friend group aside from Aang knows Zuko was the Blue Spirit
So do you think... they're just hanging out in the palace post canon all piled up in one of the rooms reserved for when the royal family wants to chill—and Zuko is voicing his (extremely reasonable) upset about his father for one reason or another
And Sokka just says something like, "So are you gonna just leave him to rot in jail for the rest of his life, or are you gonna give him another punishment?"
And Zuko goes quiet. Thinking. Then he says, "Maybe I should send him on a quest to capture the Blue Spirit to regain his honor"
And Aang just fucking loses it
The Next Right Thing in ASL
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Watch it in full screen with sound and compare Anna's completely changed face expression during this song, including the timing with her hands and arms to the music! It's amazing.
In collaboration with Deaf West Theatre and directed by animator Hyrum Osmond, Disney Animation’s Songs in Sign Language reimagines three popular musical numbers using American Sign Language (ASL) with fresh character animation. The featured songs are “The Next Right Thing” from Frozen 2, “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from Encanto, and “Beyond” from Moana 2. The special debuts on Disney+ on April 27, 2026, in honor of National Deaf History Month.
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Disney shows integrating ASL into narrative possible with songs in Sign Language
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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
If you get a compliment from a random American on the street, know that they tried their best to keep from saying a peep to you but they literally could not hold it in. They HAD to say something.
The other day a tiny gay man in a hurry bumped me on the Metro escalator and said "Sorry, great dress by the way" and then he stopped at the top of the escalator and turned around and said "AND a great hat. THAT is how we do summer!" and SPRINTED for his bus and I coasted on that for the rest of the day.
Love this post!
When I first moved to Prague I had a colleague who had such great style, and I always complimented her because I thought she was hot and cool. Years later when we were friends, she told me that she always suspected me of trying to manipulate her somehow because that is not how Czechs roll, and it was really inconceivable to her that I was simply complimenting her with no ulterior motive, but that's culturally normal to me?
Also, I am married to a British person, and his mother is an artist -- she's a collograph print-maker, and she told me that whenever she wants a pick me up, she sends photos of her latest prints to me, because I can be counted upon to say something nice. What can I say? I love her work? Her prints are beautiful, so...not faking?
Americans have a lot of blind spots and issues, but saying the nice thing in their brains to other people is fine? Like? A little more kindness and connection isn't hurting anyone?
There was a post on r/askanamerican just the other day, by a guy living in Eastern Europe who has a fun backpack (it looks like a reeses cup package with a bite taken out of it!) and said he constantly got compliments on it from American tourists
And he was like...are all of you like that? You say nice things to total strangers as if you're life-long friends??
And the entire comment section was like: Yup. Absolutely. This is 100% a thing we do.
And someone looked up a picture of the backpack and shared it and we were all like OMG THAT IS AN AMAZING BACKPACK yeah if I saw someone in any city on earth wearing that thing I would in fact say something.
Sometimes posts on that subreddit are a trash fire, but we were all so happy to talk about times we've told strangers compliments or been complimented by strangers.
And genuinely, it's one of the few things that makes me proud to be American. Like. We have a reputation for telling total strangers when we like something they're wearing/doing. And we mean it, every single time!
Women in The Apothecary Diaries
Something I really love about The Apothecary Diaries is the specific way it shows how women survive and navigate oppressive systems. I remember learning about Imperial China in school and thinking about how awful it must have been to be a woman during that era. I was particularly affected by the idea of concubines and their relationship to the emperor. From my perspective at the time, I could not fathom having any sense of personhood in that type of environment.
The Apothecary Diaries does not shy away from depicting how dangerous and stressful life as a woman could be during that time, but it also doesn't use that depiction for the sole purpose of triggering emotions for the audience. I'm used to historical media really milking oppression as a kind of suffering porn for the audience. Look how hard things were back then, and now be sad about it.
The Apothecary Diaries uses oppression to highlight the resourcefulness and intelligence of women. The concubines are constantly navigating the politics of the Rear Palace and making tactical moves to ensure their, their children's, and their family's status. Even if a concubine is used as a "pawn" by her family, the emotional impact on her and her own priorities take center stage. (Honestly, I could do a whole tedtalk on Loulan but thats for another time) There is something so satisfying about seeing women exercise so much agency in that type of environment. Even the courtesans have their own motives and priorities despite having careers which serve men.
Maomao's narration helps the audience understand the oppressive system, and her characterization makes that delivery very matter-of-fact. There's an acceptance in her perspective that all the more highlights how clever she is for being able to navigate the system. She could have been a protagonist that laments her circumstances and constantly rebels, but that would have made the oppression the focal point. Maomao is intriguing because of who she is rather than the circumstances that she is in.
The Apothecary Diaries takes a very firm stance that, no matter the circumstance, women are intelligent, resourceful, and have the capacity for agency.
Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system
(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy
One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable
To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit
"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."
I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.
everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing
Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction
They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined
Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman
beating this dead horse with memes

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I'm bored and also I kinda need to revive my blog so I'ma try to start a tag game thingy
Ok now put:
1: The name u go by online
2: Your most recent obsession
3: A fictional character (or multiple characters) that you desperately want to meet
4: Things that you could spend hours yapping about
Ok for me it's gotta be:
1: Vee
2: Epic The Musical (the songs from it are all that's stuck in my head helppp lol)
3: Nico Di Angelo and Ink Sans
4: Deltarune (theories, favorite characters and why, all that stuff), Undertale and Undertale aus, my ocs (if I can find the courage to tell people about them 💀)
Ok that's all someone please see this BYE!
@l1ttlemisspuppeteer @detailsguylikesdetails @thecrossoverau @ask-avarice-tboi @normalquetzalcoatlus
Crossover!
Changeling lore..and Undertale...lots of Undertale
Nico di angelo, leo valdez, and.....dancetale papyrus and sans
Undertale, Undertale aus, my ocs, my friends ocs, my friends, musicals, and..hmm, probably any book or fanfic I read. Oh! Also FNAF and tadc
@hypnoasis19 @l1ttlemisspuppeteer @arcivedsystem @paper-bag-exploration-syndrome @rain41427
Rain
Not really obsession, but been watching a lot of gameplay of Phasmophobia and Town of Salem (both 1 and 2). Also, The Post-Traumatic Manifesto (album) by Weevildoing.
Toriel and Papyrus...
Undertale, Danganronpa, my ocs and personal projects, Goodbye Despair Musical (made by Twisted Minds Theater, it's on their YouTube channel)
@arcivedsystem @moonlightheart11 @hypnoasis19 @maxiscoolandblogs
1, Night, Nocturne, Moon, Moonlight
2, Back into Yu-Gi-Oh Baby!!! Reading the ZeXal Manga rn.
3, Uhhh, Yuya, Yuma and Astral from the Yu-Gi-Oh Franchise and Sora & Ventus from Kingdom Hearts.
4, Kingdom Hearts, Undertale, Paperinik, Ducktales, FNAF and D.Gray-Man (though that one's older)
Also, just tagging random people more-or-less
@eman0neb @dragonwilbert @fangirlingpuggle @shima-draws
Hope you lot enjoy!
Em or Neb ( or literally any rendition of my username)
2. Project Sekai (and slowly getting back into TMNT)
3. Tsukasa Tenma, Kai from Ninjago, Leo from TMNT (2012 or 2018), Danny Phantom
4. mostly anything, but rn Project Sekai, Ninjago, or TMNT lore (my poor family’s been subject to this)
@nickelwick @torontofarmboi @aspennntree @awkwardrains
I respect that both Leos would be awesome to meet Em🤝
Nickel usually, but you can do Nikki if you're feeling a lil spicy
2. Fullmetal Alchemist (both shows too send help)
3. Kai from Ninjago, Edward Elric from FMA, Eren Jeager from Attack on Titan, Sonic the Hedgehog, Spider-Man
4. Any anime I've watched, particularly Fullmetal Alchemist, or Spider-Man (my friends and family have also been subject to this)
Tagging!: @sleepykoi @crystaleclipse10 @awkwardrains @pinkytoothlesso11 @caseyboltshadow @mislamicpearl @oniomrabbit
Thanks for tagging me @nickelwick as always!
1. Usually Pinky to most mutuals. Xd
2. Most recently I've been obsessed with the series Will Trent, season 4 cannot be released soon enough in the UK. Also been getting into The Good place for the first time! Also Project Hail Mary (read the book first LOVED the movie). Its never a single obsession lol.
3. I guess definitely Strickler (Trollhunters), Archie (Wizards TOA), Hunter (The owl house), Toothless (HTTYD), Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Ekko (Arcane) and spider-man (Tom Holland's). Probably a LOT more but this is off the top of my head. 😅
4. I could (and have) spent hours yapping about Trollhunters. Xd Lucifer, Netflix show, The owl house and Arcane too. Also birds, and books I've read.
Tagging, and anyone else who wants to take part: @undeadchestnut @everlastingfable @elymigremlin @nilego @whitherwanderyouspirit @seekerofblades @shadowmancer1215 @littleaipom
Slayer Shadow however i like to go by name Clare too lol.
Trollhunters and
Claire Jim toby Strickler Blinky and most of the major characters in Trollhunters that aren't Villains
4 Trollhunters mainly Claire :D She is my baby.
@cermblka @artnijna @azure-za-raid @thdchk @princess-pathetic-112898 @almosttroll @aevykcreates @icydeku14 @annabelle-creart
@ihaveglitterbombs @flambymi @daydream358 @rise-of-arcadia
Thanks 4 the tag!!
1. My socials are all ihaveglitterbombs, but as for name I go by charlie (or charles, charlotte, call me whatever idrc 💗)
2. Currently it’s gonna have to be bungo stray dogs :p I’ve been having a lot of fun watching the anime + reading the manga
3. Aaaa okay I’d love to meet Kendra Sorensen (from fablehaven dragonwatch) just because I need to give her some advice. BRACKEN IS A CREEEEP HES A WEIRDOOOO STAY AWAY FROM HIIIM
4. I could probably talk about books for days on end. Any books I’ve read, or just the concept of books and reading in general, I love it a lot, if you ever see me leave my house without a book (or at least an ebook on my phone 😭) IVE BEEN REPLACED BY A SKINWALKER, RUN!!!
m yeah no pressure tags!! Just reply if u feel like it cs I have no idea who to tag 😭
@dr-gl0rbiez @aespere @artemi5s @bennychaotic @dippenink @dingos-dogg @leahthetincan
ahh thanks I know it’s been ages since we interacted it’s good to know that you remember me.
I go by Leahthetincan on most things online
I’ve been obsessed with playing cookie Run kingdom lately even if I don’t post about it (I’m not very far along and the fandom scares me) Also the cosmere I’ve just gotten into the whole cosmere RP blog thing here on tumblr
marsh from mistborn, mitsuri kanroji from demon slayer and Dark cacao cookie
character designs for my ocs, or Shakespeare, I’ve been taking a Shakespeare class for the past 2 years and I am obsessed
For my tags I’m asking,
@inferno-the-skywing @1kit @karochlebek @hunter-randolph-enthusiast
you are under no obligation to respond I just have you guys on the mind
omg dude @leahthetincan i loveyou thanks for tagging meeee
i actually go by scathach on most platforms, hunter-randolph-enthusiast is a close second
i lowkey spend all my time obsessing over my bestfrind, but aside frim that i think it mught be the one peice live action
i would loveeeeee to meet grimalkin (tla) or vega (wereworld) two very insanley tuff people
my bestfriend, oh and what alice and tom couldve been
oh and imma tag people that think are cool and lowkey wanna know more about!
@thinklikeseth @astral-strider @magicae-est-realis
Oh my goodness, thank you so much!
1: I actually usually go by WatchingRavens or a similar variations
2: My current obsession is returning the MCU, but my most recent new obsession was definitely the Batfam. Though a shout-out to my always and forever obsession, birds. The entirety of Class Aves. Always.
3: I would love to meet literally anyone from Fablehaven, particularly Warren, Bracken, Raxtus, Kendra or Seth. Though The Medoran Chronicles characters are a close second...
4: BIRDS
@nina318, @wardofwinters, @ace-of-hats, @moooooorning, @candlemouse
Ok now put:
1: Winter, Queen, and Life are the main ones though some call me Birb or Dragon (specific chat references)
2: Fairy Tail, BNHA, House
3: Lucy Heartfilia, Dr. House
4: The Hymn to Demeter, Fairy Tail Magics, why House deserves better friends
@thedoctorandclaraforeverandever @miazma @cassiewolfe @stargirl1331 @dragongoddessoffate
I said I’m gonna post some Jinmao Evil Au sketches but I decided to color them:>
Maomao stops sampling toxins and doing self-harming medical experiments on her body because "poison" is a metaphor. The word "doku" (毒) also refers to venom and toxicants, and can be used for spite, malice, and abusive language.
The way her interests start to focus more on medicines and drugs over toxins and poisons is character development. It's an extension of her blooming benevolence, both in compassion for other people, and for the acceptance of her own self-worth.
I love the freaky, self-destructive, self-debasing early version of Maomao we see in Seasons 1&2 as well! But even some folks fully caught up with the light novels seem to miss this.
The only way to talk to these people.
PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT
Headcanon: Penelope's Street Knowledge
We know that nobility during the Regency and Victorian era often did charity, such as providing food and clothes for the poor, and generally as an act of benevolence and their "noble duty". We know that this is a thing in the Eorka Empire with Winter. Thus, the illustrious and noble Eckhart family must also do such things from time to time, right?
Originally, they don't bring Penelope because of her horrid personality, thinking that she'd throw a tantrum. However, on one occasion, they begrudgingly bring her. Turns out, she is a great help.
The street children are wary of nobility and for good reason. They've developed a system of code words and hand signals that every child on the streets is intimately familiar with. Only those from the lowest of the commoners have knowledge of them; not even Winter, a noble known for his genteel kindness towards the ill-fated, knows.
In the past when the Eckhart men walk the streets and provide food, not many come, with a handful of the braver and older ones stealing closer. However, with Penelope, things are a lot different. She twists her fingers in a set of gestures, which to them, looks like it's from nerves. However, she's signing something different entirely.
"Safe, Helpful. Green."
"Taken in."
At the same time, she whistles a short tune, which all street children pass on to each other. A series of childish voices whistle back, completing the melody.
Before any of the Eckharts can ask what she's doing, children start flooding out of the dilapidated houses, from alleyways, from broken-down gardens.
Their hunger-starved faces and fearful caution make the Eckhart brothers realize "oh, this was Penelope's reality before she came to the duchy." However, none of the children go near the men, opting to huddle around Penelope, hands clutching at her skirts. They look at her with hope. One of the children taps a short code on Penelope's wrist.
"Safe for you?"
And though she hesitates, she knows that the children of the street will recognize the body language and the attitudes of the Eckharts towards her. So she signs, "Green for you. Yellow for me. Shopped. Replacement child."
Several tiny faces turn dark with bitter anger.

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An oppressive galactic empire claims that THEIR starships' faster-than-light engines are fueled by the enslaved gods of their defeated foes. You freed a "high priority" prisoner on one of their ships. Now their FTL engines don't work.
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There's a reason why these types of stores usually offer a delivery service.
The arm in that last one is sending me
I had to scroll back up and you're not wrong. There is an arm, and it's absolutely sending me.