i used windows+arrow keys the other day to pull up two documents side-by-side and my boss looked a me like i was a space alien
SORRY WHAT? WHY DID THIS WORK
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i used windows+arrow keys the other day to pull up two documents side-by-side and my boss looked a me like i was a space alien
SORRY WHAT? WHY DID THIS WORK
Microsoft owns LinkedIn and apparently monopoly laws aren't a thing anymore

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I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.
What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?
first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you
ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually
had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'
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Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.
You can borrow ones from old movies & radio shows, like "Oh blast!" and "Confound it all!". Some of them, like "Gadzooks!" or "What in blue blazes?" are religious in origin if you look them up, but it's not in an immediately obvious way.
I have an uncle who hardly ever swears and he likes to say "oh, poop", or "poop in a bucket", but if it's really bad he might say "poop in a basket!".
perfect new meme template just dropped
example usage
wait I'm not done
wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god
Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.
You're evil and you know it
good thing they're hidden from god and the devil
always wanted to redraw this qijiuyuan wedding sketch bc shen jiu looked like a goblin who didnt wear his dentures. also i just miss drawing qijiuyuan

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I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.
Types of Board Game [Explained]
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#I am reminded of the war games following specific battles that can be argued to be real time strategy board games #not because all the pieces move at once; but because the game takes roughly as long to play as the actual battle took (via @faolonfiendrender)
Huan Hua Palace Master: Shen Qingqiu will be required to drink a truth serum so that he can confess to his crimes!
Huan Hua Palace Master: Now then, what do you think about your previous disciple, Luo Binghe?
Shang Qinghua: Wait! Don't do it!!
Huan Hua Palace Master: Too late! He must spill his true thoughts about Luo Binghe!
Shang Qinghua: You have no idea what you've done!
Shen Qingqiu: [5 hour rant about what a poor little meow meow Luo Binghe is and why he deserves everything]
Huan Hua Palace Master: I don't get it... The serum should've worn off by now
Shang Qinghua: At this point he's just talking about Luo Binghe just for the love of it
Hope people who worked on the official animatics for the streams get hired to work on the Epic movie as well as having the original voice cast
That would amazing. Not only for them but for the fans
Cumplane after a night hunt
my favorite fantasy world is tortall

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this quote is sending me
One of my favorites.
Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…
Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.
Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.
Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
hey op good news

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"We need more evil women" you can't even handle qiu haitang, who is explicitly stated in text to have done nothing wrong
Madame Yu is such a tragic character because she had the potential to be just as complex as MXTX's other characters but she spends 99% of her screen time abusing orphan children so she just becomes cartoonishly evil