The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that
you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy
he sounds like an anime villain
this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim
oh my god
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The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that
you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy
he sounds like an anime villain
this is just the guy from that game slave 2 episode of invader zim
oh my god

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it takes grace 9 minutes to fully realize
daily pep talk i give myself
The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
how to draw arms ? ?
holy fuck
holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???
yes !!
but how much extend
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I NEARLY CHOKED
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finally. i can be accurate
This is too fucking great to not reblog
I give it MASCLES
BIG MACHO
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Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:
The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!
So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:
And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:
It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting:
So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:
But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!
HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG
Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles
I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.
Reblogging for my art buddies!
This is super helpful for me now :D
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I totally didn’t spend half an hour trying to draw someone holding a coffee cup in a way that didn’t make it look like they’d dislocated about two elbows and a wrist right before seeing this.
Funny AND helpful! One step away from the holy Tumblr trinity
Reblog every time I see it

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I love how all of them carry a completely different tone than the others
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Someone add do you love the color of the sky
Someone do NOT do that, I’ll kill you with my flying car
I don’t have the original but I have this. Kill me.
I’m going to hurt all of you
Waluigi was a nice touch.
We tf was the hat
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this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Do not like
Keep. Reblogging.
If we reblog enough we could save it
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how did this lose over 5k notes
I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.
it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei
Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.
Heres a picture of my cat
you guys are so right, I should have added the best part
This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

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Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.
my nothing
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You know how some people will get tattoos of Chinese or Japanese characters thinking they mean something beautiful like Hope or Great Strength, but in actuality it means Potato or Grease Fire or something?
Well I want this^ but with Danny and Ghost Script.
Like it's become a trend in Amity Park among the teenagers to get tattoos in Ghost Script to pay respects to Phantom- but the tattoo artist who swears they can read Ghost Script has absolutely no idea what they're reading. So: the tattoo Star got on her wrist that was supposedly her name in Ghost Script? Yeah it actually says "Eat Mud". Paulina's tattoo across her collar bone that supposedly says "Eternally Phantom's", it really says "Drowning Emperor". Dash's Tattoo, that he proudly displays on his right arm and is supposed to say "Blessed by Phantom" actually means "Tornado Slug Fest".
The only one, besides other ghosts, who know what any of these tattoos actually mean, is Danny(okay and Vlad but hes Vlad and nobody cares about him) and he finds the whole thing hilarious. He obviously let's Jazz, Tucker, and Sam know what they mean, and other than Jazz, who thinks its wrong for the Tattoo artist to make money off misinformed teenagers, he, Tucker, and Sam laugh their buts off repeatedly over it.
Danny, Sam, and Tucker also get (kind of matching) Ghost Script tattoos but they're actually translated correctly because Danny is the one that translated it. Sam's is on her right wrist and means "Everlasting Rose", Tucker's is on his right hip and means "Everlasting Technology", and Danny's is on his right ribcage and his means "Everlasting Stars", and they all have a matching pretty border around the words. Danny offered to translate one for Jazz, but she wasn't interested in getting a tattoo.
Imagine the potential magical community miscommunication angst of ghost king Danny getting a tattoo with the words "Claimed By The High King Of The Infinite Realms" in ghost script as a tramp stamp. Just having (if you want dpxdc) John Constantine see it as Danny reaches for something high up and him freaking out because this kid most likely doesn't know what it means. Constantine asking if Danny knows and Danny saying "yeah, it means 'I am my own Master' or something close" so he can traumatize the soul whore who gave him paperwork galore.
Also, consider this: Vlad not being able to read Ghost Script because when he changed into a halfa, he didn'tchange properly. Vlad beingmore on the living side than the dead so he can speak the language but can't read it. Vlad getting a tattoo that Danny assures him means 'strong warrior' but it actually means 'homewrecking incel'. Vlad shows it off and nobody tells him what it actually means because they know him and its too accurate.
Lucius: *walks up to Tam's desk, a 17 year old boy laying limp over his shoulder* Tam, meet your new brother! *cheerful puts Danny back on the ground*
Danny: Sup.
Tam: *runs a hand down her face before looking at her father again* You're not allowed to hang out with Bruce anymore.
Danny: hey new dad? Can I introduce you to my partners, Sam and Tucker? Tucker’s is as good with coding as I am engineering and who I work best with! And Sam is a gothic Heir who’s very environmental conservative and makes better decisions than me and Tuck and keeps us in line.
Tam: We’re keeping you and you are officially not allowed near tim Drake he WILL corrupt you and I will be stuck dealing with the fallout.
Danny: wow you sound stressed! I can give you my older sister’s number. She’s studying to be a psychologist and is really good at it. Great person to vent to!…Also new Dad? How do you feel about potential Clones?
Tam: Please don’t clone anyone…
Danny: oh no you got it wrong. I was cloned! Her name is Danielle or Dani with an I. My creepy godfather made her trying to make the perfect son after I kept refusing to forsake my dad and he kept trying to marry my mom. Total fruitloop. Thing is Vlad said godfather kinda got them arrested, and I was not going to be stuck with him so when I got this glowing green sticky note saying go with your dad. I jumped at the chance to get away! If clockwork wants me to do this there’s probably a good reason. Anyway I’m asking about his brow on clones cuz I don’t want Vlad to use her as a hostage so even tho she can handle herself and has powers I want her safe!

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Damian: What breed of snake is that? I've never seen it before.
Danny, has ball python sized snake coiled around his hands and arm: Basilisk.
Damian: Tsk, a Basilisk is a breed of lizard, not a breed of snake.
Danny, sighing: I know. This is a mythical snake known as a Basilisk, she hatched two days ago so shes tiny, and non-lethal to humans- so long as they're relitively healthy and don't breath in her toxic breath.
Damian, barely hiding his excitement: Mythical beasts are real?
Danny, looking at him like hes stupid: Of course they are. She shouldn't be in this dimension, but some stupid magic user summoned her egg, luckily I got her before she hatched and got away. She has no predators in this dimension, so if she grew even half size it would ruin this world's ecosystem.
Damian, eyes narrowing: What will you do with her now? Cull her?
Danny: Don't be stupid, I'm taking her back to her proper dimension. I only haven't done it yet because I want to get a few feedings in her first, make sure she can hunt and that the residual magic didn't harm her.
Damian: ...may I hold her?
Danny: Sure.
Things in the Ghost Zone—sorry. Things in the Infinite Realms had calmed down quite a bit once the rest of the ghosts discovered that 1. Danny was technically a baby in ghost terms, and 2. The boy's grave was the portal.
No one had considered that a new Gatekeeper would need some training. Most of the time, Gatekeepers were Neverborn, and therefore having a little halfa as the guardian of a human-made portal, and being constantly bothered by people who thought that since there wasn't a designated guardian they could be rude, was a real headache.
But everything changed after the defeat of Pariah Dark.
After that adventure, Danny had decided to get to know the ghosts who almost never visited Amity Park better, hoping to be friends (actually, he wanted to escape one of his parents' arguments about whether Santa was real or not). Encountering a knight in low spirits, and feeling his instincts tell him something was wrong, the boy from both worlds decided to approach and ask about Nightmare's care.
Soon, Danny found himself involved in lessons on caring for mythological creatures, learning to distinguish between dimensions thanks to a minor accident in Clockwork Tower, and a few other things.
So when he detected the disappearance of a basilisk egg via summoning, he didn't hesitate to jump between dimensions to rescue the little creature and possibly the universe that had no idea what had happened.
However, he hadn't taken into account the time dilation that could exist between his dimension, the realms, and this specific universe. So the idea of taking the egg and jumping back home would have to include an extra step: making sure the little viper could survive the journey.
Nothing he couldn't handle, honestly. He had done it before, but this was the first time he had encountered a very, very persistent group of cultists who desperately wanted their own Lofcraftian beast. And that's why we find ourselves in the present, where a very worried Danny had wrapped the small, deadly spaghetti snake around his head so it could get the sunlight its species required. The only problem: Danny thought it would be a good idea to do this in a dog park.
When people noticed the boy had a snake, they ran away in terror. Only one boy stayed and decided to approach him.
"Excuse me. What kind of snake is it? It doesn't look like any I've ever seen before."
Danny just blinked at how calm the blue-eyed boy was, noticing the small, ghostly green note that floated for a few seconds on the black-haired boy's head.
Tired and with nothing to lose, the boy decided to follow the advice. "Basilisk." The boy made a face, not because he disliked the answer, but because he felt he was being infantilized. "Tsk, Basilisk is a type of lizard." Danny sighed. He needed to explain more.
"I know. This is a mythical snake known as a Basilisk, she hatched two days ago so shes tiny, and non-lethal to humans- so long as they're relitively healthy and don't breath in her toxic breath."
That make the kid open his eyes and tryed to barely hiding his excitiment "Mythical beasts are real?"
Danny, looking at him like hes stupid. "Of course they are. She shouldn't be in this dimension, but some stupid magic user summoned her egg, luckily I got her before she hatched and got away. She has no predators in this dimension, so if she grew even half size it would ruin this world's ecosystem"
The kid eyes narrowing "What will you do with her now? Cull her? "
"Don't be stupid, I'm taking her back to her proper dimension. I only haven't done it yet because I want to get a few feedings in her first, make sure she can hunt and that the residual magic didn't harm her.
It would be a very bad situation if some magical residue were to make her sick. In that case, I'd have to check if it's something treatable, adaptable, or if I should just put her to sleep permanently to prevent her from suffering or posing a danger to this and four other worlds.
But I don't want to do that. Look at her! She's such a good girl who'll kill a dragon or two one day, right?" Danny started patting the little snake.
" ...may I hold her?"
"Sure. Let me tell you how"
And so, Danny found a new friend. One little staby robin by the name of Damian that would help him find and take care of all the Mythical best that would had been sumoned to this dimencion.
So the next time the bat fam had to deal with a beast Robin just put out a prety strnge loking phone:
"Hey, Do you have a missing Chimera? Its semes a little irrated, how should i care of it untli you come pik it up?"
(idk how to continue this, and my job has called upon me, so im gona edit it or add more later)
Did you know that most plot holes can be fixed by making your characters canonically stupid
"This doesn't make any sense, why would he ever-" my man hasn't stumbled onto a thought in years
Fun and easy ways to temporarily make your smart characters stupid:
Sleep deprivation
Drugs
Pretty girl
Pretty not girl
Hungry
Stressed out
Got bored and stopped listening
Im pretty sure Avatar the Last Airbender did most of these to Sokka
Also, someone else lied to our protag.
Also protag is working outside their area pf expertise and knows fuckall about the subject. Infact the knowledge they do have is situation worse.
For example: Protag is amazing at reading people. But as his skills feel more and more useless he's left considering if those he's interacting with are actually people.