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at a new doctor and they're making me fill out everything on their iPad that everyone has fucking touched with their nasty hands and its mounted on a thing so you have to stand the whole time you are using it and there's no chair so I had to ask if I could drag one over and it was a whole thing like I fucking hate. doctors offices. I HATE THEM. ITS BAD IF I'M ALREADY PISSED ABOUT INACCESSIBILITY AT YOUR MEDICAL OFFICE AND I HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL YET

I don’t know about you, but if someone tells me to shoot a kid or I die, I guess that’s how I die.

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

yeah hi this is actually a horrible idea why would you want this

i like when bad things happen

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?