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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

in the tags, your sexual orientation and who you play in smash bros

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

Emotionally I'm kind of okay living without dinosaurs like don't get me wrong I feel the absence of titanic land beasts deeply in a special spot behind my heart but it can live there and I can keep going okay I can go about my day but hough.. when I think about ocean leviathans... if we didn't have whales idk how I'd carry on

Study finds 99% of interstellar flights result in a mysterious incident that kills entire crew save a sole survivor.

Yeah but the distances are so huge, it's still one of the safest travel methods per kilometre

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE