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the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

atelier-tamamoland

#the whoreish chartreuse

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crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

crabanarchy

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

#fav #what if you try being a neutral boy #a mid tier boy. typical boy. probably still more gay sex if i'm gonna be honest :o/

henmesh

Polished up the sounds + fx for the Dreadhorse, a powerful minigun-wielding centaur creature.

It didn't have a wire skeleton, so this was my best solution for posing...

mongeite

Alien Miku

fuerrziah

quick diluc that i drew on my moms old samsung, lolll

#cc #diluc

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tilthat

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

beggars-opera

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

ti-bae-rius

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

ti-bae-rius

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

dontleavemydreams-deactivated20

lord

uhmgilinsky

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

forfawkssake

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

whitakerforever

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

twomanyfandomshelp

Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now

insufferable-yapper

Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)

myterriblethirties

Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol

brokenteardrops

Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)

myterriblethirties

It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”

parakeet

went to a michael's only michael meeting thought it might be nice to convene with my fellow michaels but guess what WRONG I got kicked out because my full name is 'michael hunter' and it was 'scaring some of the michaels what if i am a michael hunter' ???? they clearly just don't like me??? fuming right now. i'll show them a michael hunter. i'll show them all

yunisverse

the unknowable horror lovers' eternal struggle

chamomile-dove

some friendship dynamics i doodled that i love a lot because im a certified FRIENDSHIP LOVER from the board of FRIENDIRECTORS on planet PLATONIC

#insp

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valencians

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

murkymarco

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

segamascott

#Sunflower Boy

kx0e

#cc #childe #that freak #the child is still a freak but he's small enough to still look endearing at least

takawoyu

redraw of chocomint pudding miku i designed before

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boccher

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

#crying

dxnut00

Gumi’s donut hole 2024 mv but it’s the nod krai cast

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