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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with
my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant woman wants it to be. if itβs a 4 week old clump of cells and she wants to call it a baby itβs a baby. if sheβs 20 weeks and she wants to call it a parasite itβs a parasite. if sheβs 39 weeks and calls it a fetus itβs a fetus. βwhy are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryoβ because that was her baby. βhow can you get an abortion at three monthsβ because that wasnβt a baby. hope that helps.
This is pretty much the only take that makes any sense to me.
"It's just a lump of cells!" Doesn't matter, so am I and so are you. Abortion is morally acceptable not because of relative lumpiness but because of bodily autonomy.
i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, βgo ahead and take one, bitch.β
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes βwhat did you just say? how do you know my name?β so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, ββ¦. bitch?β and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says βgo ahead and take one, mitch.β im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
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something i think a lot of white people don't understand is that saying racist antiblack things 'ironically' 'as a joke' 'satirically' or 'as bait' is still... just being racist. as if saying 'bait used to be believable' somehow undoes the disrespect? as if pointing out that its probably a bot or a psyop nullifies the slurs? as if informing me that its a meme/copypasta/reference means you're not at fault for repeating them? as if any of this is okay? it doesn't work like that. why is the hatred and disrespect of black people acceptable background noise for you? why do you find it funny?
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@kriber, cracking up: what is--what the--what are those things????
me: don't make fun of them, they're self-conches!!!!
I love that the leather making chain in Vintage Story resembles something out of factorio lol. its just so over the top haha
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Top: in World 8-4 in Super Mario Bros., there is an underwater section in a castle, the only one of its kind anywhere in the game. Normally, the player would simply emerge from the entrance pipe and continue to the right. However, if the player attempts to interact with the pipe, Mario will become hurt or even killed by something seemingly invisible.
Bottom: if Mario is Fire Mario, shooting a fireball at the pipe will also destroy the invisible object and award 200 points.
This is actually a Piranha Plant which is invisible due to being incorrectly drawn behind the water background instead of in front of it. The reason the Piranha Plant is there to begin with is because every single upright pipe in the game that is not in World 1-1 is programmed to spawn a Piranha Plant if there are enough object slots open (not too many other enemies are already loaded).
This results in some pipes appearing to not have Piranha Plants during regular gameplay (as they are usually reached when there are already too many other enemies loaded), but even they can be made to spawn Piranha Plants if Mario systematically defeats and unloads all enemies around them. This invisible Piranha Plant is simply a combination of this implementation and a graphical oversight.
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they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option
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You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.