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Master Post?

If there is any writing you want to be tagged in, please let me know on the post of the first chapter of whichever series it is.

Writing?

BNHA:

Rage: 1

DC:

A Mother? Maybe. : 1, 2

DPxDC:

Very Similar: 1

Danny is a Fluffy Boy(Friend): 1 , 2, 3(2.5)

Danny is Bruce, Adopts Tim: 1

The Nest: 1 , 2

Could That Be Us?: 1

New Robins: 1, 2

Can't Love an Anchor: post, AO3 Fic

Undead Twins: thread

Different Timelines From The Start: 1

Ghost Rider Jason: 1

JazzxVictor: 1

Edge of Sleep x DC: 1

Like Father like Son: 1

Little Brother Shaped: 1

Very similar

Eye for Burning Eye: 1, 2

Caroline?: 1

Yandere DPxDC:

Demon Twins and vacations: 1

Yandere DC:

De-aged Tim: 1

Art dump?

Valerie the Huntress

#masterlist #dc #dp

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schmoyoho

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

calysto1395

i need a full version of this pls

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Sis voice tho!

hollowedskin

i was NOT expecting to love this as much as i do

lullychi

THIS GAVE ME SO MANY CHILLS OMFG

pineappical

whole house mad

mellosdrawings

Literally this

hypewinter

Sam thought this gala would be just as insufferable as the rest. Until she noticed Pulitzer prize winner, Lois Lane. Given what she knew about her work, Sam was sure Ms. Lane would be very interested to hear about what the government was doing in a little town in Illinois.

hdgnj

Lois going to the gala, signing sadly. It's going to be mediocre at best story wise. Clark expects a slightly tipsy, bored Lois coming home. Only for her to turn up with a teen and righteous fury in her eyes. Clark is a clever man, and gets her the good work coffe . Sets up the spare room, and stays the Fuck out of her way.

evilminji

Did... did his wife just kidnap a child?

I mean, she(the child) doesn't seem UPSET. But Lois, honey, you can't do that. We're not Bruce. We can't afford the lawyers. Also, does our....nnnnnew? Daughter? Guest! Oh, thank God. Not that you're not lovely! You'd be a wonderful daughter! I'm sure plenty of people want to... kidnap...

Okay, see, it sounded better in his head.

He's back to being Concerned again. Lois? Lois why did you Kidnap a guest? And Miss, would you like some apple crumble?

All while Lois is muttering about Contacts and "where is my blackmail folder" and "fuckin KNEW that guy was sketchy! Honorable man, my ASS, Dad!" from her office.

Clark is just? Trying so, SO hard to Be A Good Host(tm) and not invite the wrath of his (adopted) ancestors upon him. You eaten yet? Want more? Have some tea. A blanket. My soul. Need a liver? You can have mine! Take our house. We can adopt you if you want! You're family here, perfect stranger, welcome!

Only for Sam to just? Kneecap him? By casually asking if some boy named "Wes" is "actually on to anything" and he really is Kal-El.

H-Hoooooney!? Who did you bring into our house!?

hdgnj

Sam just calmly outing him as Superman? Perfectly on brand for his wife's new...... Student? He's gonna go with student. Right? Maybe? Who knows. Not him.

Sam: Sir down fly boy. Calm down. I'm just telling your wife about the cover up around Amity Park. The human rights violations. And attempts to block us in so we can't ask for help.

Clark:.... I can just leave you to it then?

Sam:.... Urgh, you're a farm boy aren't you? I'm vegan. Hi make whatever, so long as it's vegan I'll eat it.

Clark: Got it!

Lois comes out bearing the folder of doom.

Lois: Tell me everything!!!!

Sam: So. I can call my friend. And he can also email you the files we totally found lying around and didn't break into a government installation to steal.

Lois: Please do! In fact. Honey!! I'm taking Sam back home tomorrow. I'll be staying for a few days! I'll take my pager!

Sam: It won't work. Outside tech never does. It has to be made in Amity to work.

Lois:..... Give him your number please. So you can reassure him of my continued existence. Anyway! So what is happening in Amity Park!

mkarchin713

Upon Sam’s return to school next Monday she casually slips Wes a thousand dollars and said he was right.

The Casper High gossip mill explodes.

Wes Weston was right? About what? Seriously this is the guy who thinks Bruce Wayne is Batman and that Lex Luthor has a crush on Superman. He has more conspiracy theories than matching socks and he has a theory about where his other socks are.

Which if Wes’s crazy theories was he right about?

Sam isn’t telling.

Wes isn’t telling

All anyone knows for sure is that Wes is a thousand dollars richer and some lady and a photographer are running around asking questions.

hdgnj

Sam is going to set her on Vlad and the Fenton's. After giving her a spectre deflector. And then just sit back and watch the chaos. She probably also sets them up with Tucker and Danny modified tech. So they can actually record everything they find properly.

Lois is having the best time! There is so much going on here!!! It's all fucking horrific of course. And she is going to enjoy destroying the assholes behind it. Including Vlad Masters. Who as it turns out was a half ghost???! And a local villain! To the teen superhero?! Oh she has so much to sink her teeth into!!!!!

lolottes

you know what would be funny?

EVEN Wes doesn't know what theory Sam is validating.

nerdynonnativenarnian

*CACKLES

YES. Sam would do that.

aquawyrm

Well, she came back with Lois Lane, so he's reasonably certain it's one of the ones from Metropolis (unless the gala wasn't in Metropolis, and he knows where she went for that, in which case that makes it two cities that she could have verified one of his theories in), so now he's got a new conspiracy board where he tries to figure out which one of his theories Sam found proof of.

fandomsandfeminism

This may be the best Pride merch I've seen from a major corporation.

Levi's said yes, actually. Assless chaps and a biker vest. Happy Pride.

And the assless chaps sold out on June 1.

aetherograph

They also specifically contacted members of the leather community, used them as models iirc, and donated $100k to Outright International. They talked the talk and walked the walk and put their money on it too. I don't really care that I can't afford and don't want this merch, I love to see my community getting the respect it deserves. Levi's said, "We make jeans which gays wear lots of jeans? Oh leather daddies? Let's call them."

fandomsandfeminism

I think Levi's donates to Outreach International every year too, as well as sponsoring pride events and other community support. They were offering Same Sex domestic partner benefits to employees in the 90s, and have been very public about their support for pro-lgbt legislation all through the 2000s.

So, you know, a giant corporation that walks the walk pretty consistently.

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artofnightfall

Just realized it's pride month and decided to sketch something out super quick

nociceptrix-deactivated20241108

In my joyful dreams I never frown. Smilent Hill

escuerzoresucitado

gallusrostromegalus

Tags by @rabbiteclair

#i've hand cranked an lgbt sausage or two

pukicho

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

pukicho

unrelenting-usurper

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bamsara

Commissions I did of @junepurr1's OC Azrael!

Creature.....

microsff

Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.

The mirror replied "To whom?"

"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".

The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.

nullen-void

The first time, she says "To me," and the mirror dutifully shows her her reflection. And she is pleased.

The second time, she says "To the King," and she is pleased to see herself once more.

The third time, she says "To the Royal Advisor," and is once more satisfied to see herself.

The fourth time, she says "To the scribe who takes the King's letters." She is shown the man's wife. And she seethes, but quiets herself, for it is only right that a man loves his wife.

The fifth time, she says "To the Court Wizard," and is shown the man's departed mother as he remembers her from his youth, radiant and smiling and warm and larger than life.

The tenth time, she says "To the Stable Master," and is shown the fastest horse in the stable, majestic and free as the wind even in captivity

"To the baker," she is shown the man's daughter, young and adorable and full of joy and laughter.

"To the artist who did my portrait," she is shown a painting of a woman done by the man's teacher, who he still looks up to now that he is well established himself.

"To the Royal Knight," she is surprised but not displeased to see the castle's entire guard force in the middle of doing drills.

The one hundredth time she asks the mirror, and it asks her "to whom?" she once again says, "To me." And she does the same the one hundred and second, and again and again and again.

It is a different person each time, and they are all beautiful.

foxes-in-love

wuggen

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

suffering-and-misery

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

sabrsiren-deactivated20250418

just wanted to share these executive dysfunction comics i am so sorry to whoever drew them these have been saved on my phone for like 6 years

veltroxx

ugh, that feeling of stuck panic but no actual moving is the worst.

the-haiku-bot

ugh, that feeling of

stuck panic but no actual

moving is the worst.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

library-seraph

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

highlandkall

as much as i get the sentiment behind "make more bad art" there's gotta be a better way of communicating "you don't have to be technically proficient or hold yourself to a specific standard of practice" that doesn't sound as backhanded lol

halfhumanhalfasleep

highlandkall

you can't just leave this in the tags 😭

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