dear diary, today my boss made me spend hours trying to clear millions of loud horny bugs out of trees so the emperor could take a nap. fuck my stupid eunuch life
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dear diary, today my boss made me spend hours trying to clear millions of loud horny bugs out of trees so the emperor could take a nap. fuck my stupid eunuch life

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the expanse budget is like
Actors $200
Sets $150
Space cgi $800
100+ cunty fits for Crisjen $3,600
Temporary tattoos $150
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2. Hot Breasted Milf
3. Grey Bird With Brown Head
4. Walter’s Fingernail
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The document is open. That's the most I can confirm.

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Seventh Saint to Serve the King Undying
THE SECOND DAY
On the ninth twilight, the witch shall revive, and none shall be left alive
OCTOBER 4TH, THE FIRST DAY
THE LORD HAS RELEASED ME FROM MY CHAINS
I just finished reading umineko
STOP healing. join my emo band

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The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:
“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.
“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”
“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”
Not just any fridge-
The public fridge
All other typos can go home. This one wins.
enough of this terrible dream
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*feverishly* fetch me images of the Character. Posthaste.
fuck it ill post something... umineko wip