dear diary, today my boss made me spend hours trying to clear millions of loud horny bugs out of trees so the emperor could take a nap. fuck my stupid eunuch life
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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dear diary, today my boss made me spend hours trying to clear millions of loud horny bugs out of trees so the emperor could take a nap. fuck my stupid eunuch life

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Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.
Been playing Umineko, can you tell
Umitober day 28! "What kind of story is it...?" "You can decide that for yourself."

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Umitober 2025 days 4 and 5~
I was too busy uminekoing it up yesterday to post day 4 LOL
you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason
my most unhinged final fantasy xiv headcanon is that goblins never take off their masks because they're filled with some special gas that the goblins need to breathe. the longstop houses are bulbous because they're filled with gobbiegas, and are the only places that the goblins allow themselves to remove their masks. this has less textual support than my opinion that Zenos is a woman
Women who cackle are so cute
Why are you so happy??? Your nefarious scheme proceeds apace and it made you happy??? Cute as fuck
in case you needed to hear it today:
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

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Beabooboo the fool
They're fed up with each other
Women who cackle are so cute
Why are you so happy??? Your nefarious scheme proceeds apace and it made you happy??? Cute as fuck
you know magical pregnancy plots do suck and i do think the hope plot in xena was kind of bad but i think in the grand scheme of television it balances out to a neutral to positive act because it did lead to the invention of the musical episode and even tho nobody has made a musical episode better than the bitter suite i still think its added a lot to tv culture and experimentation if nothing else and then to like balance out the scales they did do the worlds most ethical magical pregnancy plot when xena got pregnant so lucy lawless didnt have to pretend not to be pregnant and still be on xena and just said xena got impregnated by her homoerotic lesbian mortal enemy mirror self you know like maybe if more magical pregnancies were about job security for women and lesbian soul sex things would be a lot better in the world have we thought about that

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…and the happy voices of the witches faded into the distance.