dear diary, today my boss made me spend hours trying to clear millions of loud horny bugs out of trees so the emperor could take a nap. fuck my stupid eunuch life

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oozey mess
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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dear diary, today my boss made me spend hours trying to clear millions of loud horny bugs out of trees so the emperor could take a nap. fuck my stupid eunuch life

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old woman yuri™
I miss my wife
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’
@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags
MY STUPID FUCKING CAT WONT STOP TRYING TO TOUCH THE BEEHIVE

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birth of a new witch(Instrumental) | Umineko: When they Cry Chiru | Luck Ganriki
When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed
She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string
Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀
Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰
A lot more than 4 of us are impressed
Battler Learns the Box Step
thoughts below ⬇️
Coastal New Hampshire and northern Massachusetts, late July 2026

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AAAAAAAAAND, I'M FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
What kind of Millennial™️ are you?
Avocado toast millennial
I am bird watcher now.
I ran a marathon for fun?
Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…
Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.
I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result
Please share!

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.
I hope you like it :]
This is the dumbest thing I've doodled lately