dear diary, today my boss made me spend hours trying to clear millions of loud horny bugs out of trees so the emperor could take a nap. fuck my stupid eunuch life
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dear diary, today my boss made me spend hours trying to clear millions of loud horny bugs out of trees so the emperor could take a nap. fuck my stupid eunuch life

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O, Death! Won't you spare me over til another year?
Cdrama characters when presented with the inevitability of their own illness and death within a relatively short time frame:
- Xiao Ruofeng: I'm going to scheme and use my death to solidify my brother the Emperor's reign and eliminate his ennemies! I'll die for my country! and leave behind a whole host of new issues
- Li Lianhua: what country, I'm going to scheme only to settle my affairs and then retire alone to die for myself and give the emperor the only cure to my poison (but not because I like him)
- Mei Changsu: I'm going to scheme to clear my name and the unjustly executed former crown prince's and put a whole new emperor on the throne! And then I'll go to war and die, so that dying for myself is also dying for my country!
- Xiao Se (who is notably Xiao Ruofeng's nephew): I'm going to clear my name (former crown prince) and my unjustly executed uncle's! I'm going to put a whole new emperor on the throne! And then I'll go to war for my country! But FIRST I'm going to find an immortal on an island at the end of the world to cure me so I DON'T HAVE TO DIE.
+ bonus, Zhan Zhao: ☝️I'm going to kill a fucking prince
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Drew my favorite avian and non-avian dinosaurs together because I think they would be besties.
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Look at this, so awesome!

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updated version of this post for ep1 with eva and natsuhi and her M1894 Winchester Rifle she found in Father's study
quick evanatsu kiss
ouhhhmmm. yeah i just wanted to give Eva some arm and Natsuhi a complex
hi i’ve recently watched the muppet space crimes show, take a wild guess who my fave character is
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I miss my wife
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’
@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags