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Do I want to maake a Masterlist for my "series"? Meh.

Bruce: Uh Cass, hun, thats-

Cass: Phantom. Ghost, he haunts me now.

Bruce: Why?

Cass: Mission, I set him free.

Bruce: I see, and do you want us to get rid of him?

Cass: No, friends. He's silly.

Phantom: Cass! Cass look! You can see the Cassiopeia Constellation from here! *grabs Cass and flies her up so she can see better*

Damian, raising his eyebrow, unimpressed: What about them?

Jon: Well, you know a lot about them so...

Damian: Spit it out, dancing around the subject, as you are, is unbecoming!

Jon: Th-Theres a guy I really really like and he loves dogs, and is even looking into adopting one or getting one from a good breeder, and I offered to help him because I just wanted an excuse to talk to him! But I don't know anything about dogs! I mean, there's Krypto but does he even really count as a dog? I guess also Titus and Ace but I'm only around them when I'm with you, and all I ever do I pet them!

Damian: You can not be serious.

Jon: This dog thing is really important Damian! Apprentantly he couldn't have any pets when he lived with his parents, but there was this wild dog that he would play with sometimes. He, like, really loves dogs, he gets so excited when he so much as catches a glimpse of them! His eyes get all soft and his smile is so-so bright! And he is, like, obsessed with Krypto whenever Krypto is around, its so cute!

Damian, less judgemental: You are serious.

Jon: I just want his experience with his first dog to be perfect, yaknow? Sorry, I know I'm being unreasonable.

Damian: What is he looking for?

Jon: Huh?

Damian: This guy, what is he looking for with a dog? Does he have a specific breed in mind? Any allergies? What is his house like? Does he have a yard or live in an appartment? Does he live near a park or forest if he doesn't have a yard? Does he have any physical limitations? How much time can he alot to grooming? If we're going to help him, we need to know this information so we can help him properly.

Jon, tearfully: Damian! You're the bestest friend ever!*hugs him*

Damian, embarrassed: Unhand me!

Jazz, voice shaking: I love you.

Wally: No way! The ground is freezing, and you're burnt out from being in your Phantom form so often. *grunts as he tries to lift Danny's tail* Let me help!

Danny: I appreciate it, really, but itsss not posssssible. I can, well not walk but like ssslither? myssself. I don't mind a bit of a cold floor.

Wally: *deflating* I wish super speed came with super strength so I could help you more.

Danny: You built a giant heat lamp for me, and risssked getting in ssseriousss trouble jussst ssso I could sssee the ssstarsss again by sssneaking me into the WatchTower! You help me a ton! *hugs him and coils around him* Besssidesss, you're like my persssonal ssspace heater too!

Wally: *snorts* I guess I do help more than I thought.

Part 1(I guess)

And now, I can't unthink it!

Ninjago AU where; Cole is never found nor joins the Ninja. He travels the world, lives off what the Earth gives him, and he climbs any and every mountain he comes across, and yeah he still becomes the Master of Earth, due to destiny or whatever, but the Earth herself taught him, and he found a fighting/spinjitsu style all his own. By the time the ninja do manage to find him, Cole is jaded and maybe has a bit of passive su*cidal ideation, and now the ninja are tasked with convincing him to join their team, and possibly join their family.

Can the ninja connect and help this stranger who is meant to be the foundation of their team? And does Cole even want their help? Or better yet, is he even willing to a acknowledge that he needs their help?

Damian: I have never watched "FernGully".

Danny: What? Okay, you are coming to my appartment and we are watching FernGully one and two and if you try to get out of this *eyes glow green* I will curse your entire bloodline.

Damian, stunned: For some reason I found that very attractive. Okay, lead me to your appartment.

Roy: This is where the coordinates say to meet him. I'm sure its fine, Wally wouldn't ask us to go somewhere dangerous.

Dick: That's complete bull and you know it!

Roy: Wait, do you hear that?

Dick: Hear what?

*from the dark a huge white tail darts out wrapping both of them tightly in its coils*

Phantom, his torso connected to a 20 foot white snake tail: And who daressss trespassss in my nessst? *forked tongue licks the air showing off sharp fangs*

Dick: Can't breath!

Roy: Can-Can't move! It has my arms!

Wally: Woah Woah Woah! Phantom its okay! They're with me!

Phantom: Oh? I'm sssorry then. *carefully and slowly unwinds his tail*

Dick, wheezing: Wally, what-what the heck?

Wally: Sorry, I got sidetracked and kinda forgot about this meeting. *clears throat* Ahem, this is Phantom. He helped me out on one of my missions! Hes a half ghost cursed to be a Naga. Phantom, this is Roy and Dick, they're some of my friends!

Roy: What?

Phantom: Well, thats the sssshort of it I ssssuppose. Thissss form wasss actually meanr to be a blesssssing but considering I can no longer live among the living in my human form, it ssssure feelssss like a curssse. *wraps around Wally, and rests his chin on Wally's head* Alssso the essss sssound issss annoying. All the sssame, itsss nice to meet you.

Roy: That's all well and good but you attacked us!

Phantom, rolling his eyes: I wasssn't going to harm you. I wasss going to ssscare you and let you go. Itsss not sssafe down here for the living. Wally isss only here becaussse he hasss my protection.

Wally: See?! Phantom's cool!

Robin, Young Justice cowering behind him: We're so sorry Phantom! It was an accident, I swear! We were just-We were just-

Phantom, voice tight: Robin, silence.

Robin: *shuts his mouth*

Phantom: Right now, I am á̰̘̠̺͎͖ͤ͂n̴̵̘̲̳͚̠ͣ͂g̶̪̤̗͍ͭ͌̋̔ṙ̶̻͖͒͂̍̉y̸̖̝̻̞̾͛ͫͤͣ̍͋. However, instead of ruining the timeline by personally "escorting" you all to the Realms with my b̷̏͗͗ͨ͗̔͗̃a̸̞̦̫̹̜ͪ̑͂r̵̷̦̹͔̪̬͍̙ͦ̆̅͛̂ͮ̋e͎̞͇̥͛̀ͣ̋ͯ̓̅ h̸͕͙̣̼̖͈̗ͧͩ͋͆ͧ̋͛a̸͕͖̍n̷̶͎͈̖̟̮̙͎̆͂ͧ̔͋͛d̷̥͔̙̙̲̃ͣ͐ͅs̵̨̻̺̫͈̭̬̯͒̃ͭͪ̑ͅ like I so desperately want to, I am instead going to the Realms to brawl with my fellow ghosts. I do not know when I will be back, but until I am: S̶̻̞͋ͥ͂̌ͤ͗ͣt͍͇̞̰̘̜ͦ̏͊̆ͧa̶̦̰͍̙̍ͭ̽̀y̵̨̠͍̺͛̑̏ͅ o̰͍̻̪̭̞̹̠ͫ͌͛ͨͬṵ̝͙̫͉̣̰ͮt͓̲͗̇ͧ̏̉ ō͖f̴̴̫̝̩͎͇ mͧ̽͒ͪ̂̌y̴̶̬͕̞̥̯͛̀ͦͥͪͅ ṛ̶̶̪̯̰o̶͌ͨͮ̏̏o̷̧m̷̞̍̅̃͒̾ͦ͋!̨̗̳̇̌̍̆ͨͣ̽͒ Understood?

Young Justice: *gulping as they all nod their heads frantically*

Phantom: Good. Now get ǫ̷͚ͯu̝̘̟̫̮̪̳̜ͧ͒ţ̶̥̹̌͌̃͗ͤ͊́̎!̴̵̱̻͉̗͔̞̥̳͌͑ͩ̍ *shoves them out of his now trashed room and slams the door behind them*

Kid Flash: Well, that went well.

Young Justice: *groans*

Wonder Woman: *tiny white snake uncurls from her neck, and slithers into her hand where she sets it down*

Flash: Wha-

Snake: *flashes brightly before being replaced by Phantom*

Flash: Woah!

Green Lantern: *whistles* How long have you been able to do that?

Phanton: 36 hours. New power.

Green Lantern: Another one?! How many powers are you going to get kid?

Phantom, scowling: Shut up. *turns to Flash* What did you want?

Flash: Uhhh the telescope you wanted is her-

Kai: Cole, are you going climbing?

Cole: *nods*

Lloyd: Have fun.

Kai: FSM, what is wrong with Cole right now?

Zane: Yeah, is he okay?

Lloyd: Cole is going for a climb, if anything we should be asking what is "right" with him.

Nya: He only goes climbing when hes upset, and hes wearing his "sad satchel" and by the looks of it, it doesn't have snacks, which is bone chilling.

Lloyd: He's fine. Everything is okay.

Jay: I just saw Cole climbing! On the mountains! On purpose! First Spinjitsu Master!

Lloyd: Maybe I was wrong...

Jay, pulling out a megaphone: Cole! Are you okay?! I see you, and I love you!

Lloyd: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Justice Legue: *arguing and in eachothers faces*

Wonder Woman: Phantom.

Phantom: *who was watching the chaos from the ceiling with heavy scrutiny. tilts his head in question at Wonder Woman.*

Wonder Woman: If you would be so kind as to end this? *gestures to the arguing heros*

Phantom, smirking: Of course Wonder Woman, it would be my pleasure! *eyes glow brighter as ectoplasm contorts into chains around him, the chains shoot out, grabs each Justice League member, and yanks them back to their seats, keeping them there no mater how much they struggle*

Green Lantern: Hey what give-

Wonder Woman: Silence! You have been arguing like children for an hour!

Phantom, snorting: Please don't insult my youngest living descendants, they never argue in such a way.

Dick: Hey I'm hom-

Danny, dancing as he cleans the kitchen: 🎶~'Cause know that I'm yours, So meet me on the floor~ Dance with me! Move your body baby, this is meant to be~🎶

Dick: *quietly puts his stuff down and leans against the wall with a grin as he pulls out his phone*

Danny, oblivious: 🎶Flowing like the ocean, you're so heavenly! I gotta get you tonight! Baby, why don't you dance with me? Don't tell me that isn't love, I know it's got to be~🎶 *turns around to grab somethings and sees Dick* 🎶Cause when we're on the flo- Ahh! How long have you been here!

Dick: Not long! Sometime around "'Cause know that I'm yours".

Danny, blushing: Gosh thats so embarrassing. Wait- are you recording?! Delete it!

Dick: What?! But you sing so well, I was going to upload it to the interwebs~

Danny: *pales and blushes at the same time, somehow* No! Please not that! I am so bad at singing and if Sam and Tucker ever find out I'll never hear the end of it!

Dick and Danny: *run around the appartment playing keep away*

Dick: Oof! *falls as hes tackled* Okay okay I'll delete it.

Danny: Thank you. *sighs in relief and gets off him*

Dick: I don't know why you're so freaked out though. Your voice is nice.

Danny: Yeah okay. You don't have to be nice about it, I'm well aware of what I suck at.

Dick, frowning: I'm not being nice, you're not like, professional sounding obviously, but you have a nice voice. You should sing around the appartment more often, might liven this place up a little bit.

Danny, hesitant: Maybe, if it doesn't bother you I guess.

Dick: It won't! Promise!