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keeping me company as I bleed
in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
y'all need to watch this this pride month
@leilakeila and @yowuw had the brilliant suggestion that one of the attractions at adult Danny's tourist trap would be a blob-ghost petting zoo, and that Cujo could be the shop's mascot and security.
All I heard was that Cujo was there and I knew what I had to do.
Feat. St Bernard Cujo! As opposed to Mastiff Cujo from the Service Dog AU
And also a lil baby man as a treat~

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Its a terrifying scene. The camera angle revealing parts of a science lab straight out of hell. Kitchen knifes and scalpels lay dripping on a table.
On the dissection table- because thats all it could be- lays a small child. Small but noticable gills on the neck, the occasional fleck of scales and webbed fingers mark them as merfolk.
Viewers watch on in horror as the table is bloodied. A steady incision made in the left leg. The Justice League had been contacted but there was no indication they would make it in time to help.
A large Bang! went off in the background of the video, clearly catching the duo off guard. The man turned to his (wife?) with a weird moniter in his hands going off the charts and with an excited yelp they both took off running up the steps that were just barely in frame behind them.
A few long moments later, two teens sneak into the lab. The boy rushed over to unchain their parents 'test subject' while the girl kept watch.
Freshly released limbs had bloody wounds rubbed into the pinned down areas and quiet whispers of empathy were only just picked up by the audio. One of the viewers pointed out that the boy himself had scars in similar places.
The boy picked up the kid and the trio quickly slipped away out of camera view. Soft thuds mark their escape from the house, seemingly unaware of the Livestream their parents were apparently trying to make.
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The story makes international news and leaves everyone on high alert. Government agencies scramble to prove they had no connection to the couple, the GIW undergos mass arrest when their names Maddie and Jack Fenton come up on their payroll. A channel is made to document any sightings of the kids.
The first one is posted after a day. It's security footage from a fast food restaruant. Four teens- the two from before plus a goth and someone named ''Tucker''- along with the comparitively tiny Mer sit in a booth. ''Tucker'' and "Sam'' argue about possible dietary restriction before seemingly ordering one of everything. There is soup, and a burger, the largest cup filled with water they could find in the back, chicken tenders and salad.
When the server goes to deliver everything, the four watch them like hawks, understandable given the previous day.
(Did any of them even know Half the world knew what went down? )
(Did any of them know how Aquaman was taking the news of one of his subjects being injured like that? )
( Did any of them realize that their choice to protect the kid was one of the main reasons war hadn't been declared yet on the human race?)
Jasmine is heard softly encouraging the tiny Mer to eat something, anything and eventually the soup is downed and apparently liked enough that she gets up to order more.
Right before they leave, while under the relative safety of a roof, they swap the bandages wrapped around most of the kids leg and arms and slowly tell them about future plans despite the fact that they probably can't understand the language.
(Jasmine points at a laptop screen filled with a view of the ocean. "We" she circles the group with her pinky "are going there to get you home." The atlantian can't speak english but the way their eyes light up and they relax further into Sams side shows they understand the basic message)
(The sight- of the child definitely scared but trusting them enough to get so close- helps calm the atlantians with access to the internet. Somewhere Aquaman finds himself able to breathe slightly easier.)
A site is made to track sightings of the group. The incident was seen by too many people to not have concerned citizens on the lookout.
(At first many of them hadn't wanted to believe the incident was real. Maybe it was a cruel joke and any second the child would pop stop crying and pop up and everything would be fi- but it never happened.
The Justice League getting so involved, the things being dug up and revealed stamped into everyones mind that it was very very real.)
The first true recorded sighting - the one that temorarily calmed the world down- was located somewhat close to Central city. From the panicked planning and thrown together bandaging, they had been more focused on just getting away then moving towards any source of water.
Despite being the earliest recording, it isn't found or put onto the site for weeks. The recorder having taken it before watching the news.
Its enough to make Aquaman's search slightly less manic.
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There are other videos, though none of them quite as long or as originally distressing as the first two. The page begins to feel a bit like an analog horror.
They mainly stop for food, water, and more bandages, except it doesn't seem to be only for the Mer. 'Danny' is seen walking with a limp in one video, 'Sam' is caught rubbing her shoulder in another.
Everyone could see the incident, it only makes sense that some might not have the best intentions. Logically the sibling duo would have sustained injuries in some part of the rescue, its just that their focus had been on the most severe injury in the set.
The realization- that all of these children could be injured, are actively injured- hits like a punch to the gut for many parents.
It doesn't help that their stop to Metropolis for what seemed like a break ended so horribly.
"One of the viewers pointed out that the boy himself had scars in similar places." This infers that Danny, either as Danny or as Phantom, has been in the exact same position as the Mer child only there's a chance he wasn't as lucky as the Atlantean.
I need Danny's vivisection video to surface and be posted on the site, I want their to be an outrage that the Fenton couple has done this before and gotten away with it. And when it comes out he's their son?
@soulrox wanted to include your contribution, too.
They had been driving for about 4 hours. Sometimes Jazz wished he brother could grow up slower, but right now? She wished they all had drivers licenses and could take turns. "Tucker, where's the closest place we can stop?"
Aww this is cute! I wanna know why the others are injured I can't quite tell what happened ahah but fun premise for sure
Sam glanced at the little Mer for a second. It was a second too long because Danny was out the door and emptying out a bag from the car in no time. The little Mer looked at her with their big black eyes, little webbed fingers poking out from the top of the sink, scales dry and matte. They did need water. They could only hope that the kid could stick it out for an hour.
Sam kicked off her shoes. She had been in too much of a hurry to properly get dressed, when they called her in the middle of the night, which resulted in blisters all over her feet. They had had to move up their plans when the Fentons started their exploritory surgery early. She had actually only been awake for about 5 hours.
She got up. The wood floor felt so good on her feet, even if she had to tread carefully to avoid splinters. She moved Tucker into a laying position and removed his backpack. He opened his eyes for a brief moment, closed them again, and adjusted himself slightly.
Sam walked over to Mer and stroked their head gently. They closed their eyes and turned upward so her hand was on their forehead. She could feel the skin on her hand drying. From what she could tell, Mer seemed to soak up water through their skin rather than drinking it. It was so cute how they opened and closed their little hands at nothing when they were happy.
"Let's see if this place has any water." She smiled and walked away from the child. Unaware that, had she only looked up, she'd have seen someone approach the cabin.
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The top of KΓ‘tur's head wasn't wet, but it was the only part of their body that came close. The moment Sam (that's one of the humans, they call her Sam) took her hand off their head, they lay down in the, something? It felt like the table they had been tied to, but with rased sides, and no one trying to hurt them.
These surfacefolk were so much nicer than the others. They didn't seem to need any water at all. Or have any water most of the time, which was really uncomfortable. But KΓ‘tur knew they were trying to help.
*drip* *drip* *drip*
KΓ‘tur let the drops hit their belly. It might be empty, but at least it wouldn't be dry anymore. They closed their eyes, enjoying the minor relief each drop provided.
The light shining in suddenly went away. KΓ‘tur opened their eyes to see a shadowed figure standing over them. Large, menacing, still. The only part that wasn't completely black was its eyes. They looked angry.
Is the person at the end Bruce? Cause they sound like Bruce
Totally not hoping for it to be Bruce cause I wanna see batdad with the kids
Suddenly, the little Mer sat up in the tub. They said something, but it was in the other language they spoke. The one that didn't sound like it was meant for dry air. They slapped the edges of the sink with whatever strength they could muster.
It was enough to wake Tucker up. He hadn't been able to sleep the night of the rescue, or really the night before that. With every passing minute, it felt like his brain was more and more out of order. He could barely keep the stupid GPS working. He tried to push himself off the couch, but his arms wouldn't lift anything. All he could do was watch the little mer and try to figure out what they were pantomiming. They showed their teeth, growled, and put their hands up like they were claws. None of it made a lick of sense to Tucker.
[Line Break]
Sam came back into the room, and the Mer immediately turned their efforts towards her instead. She came to the sink and handed the child a water bottle she had found under the leaking air-conditioner. She thought it would be best to let the Mer decide where to pour it on themselves since they would know what parts of their body felt driest. She looked back at Tucker, who had gone back to sleep. She crouched down, brushed a lock away from his nose, and put his barret over his eyes to block out the light. It was nice to see him able to sleep after all this time. Sam was pretty sure he hadn't slept since they found out about the kid. She went back to the sink.
The little Mer had saved a tiny amount of water in the bottle. They held it out to Sam and turned around, showing the cracked skin on their back. The open window probably wasn't helping their condition. She looked around and took their jackets from the floor. She hung them up on the broken curtain hanger, blocking some of the light. Then she started splashing water on the Mer's back. She could hear their skin crackling like a cactus when it finally gets water. The bottle was empty. She wished they had more. She leaned onto the edge of the sink, putting her weight on her left arm instead of her right. The little Mer grabbed her by the cheeks and pressed the middle of their face on her nose and their foreheads together. They had only recently started doing this. They were pretty sure it either meant "I like you" or "thank you." Either way, Sam appreciated every second of moisture being dragged off of her nose.
[Line Break]
Jazz shot awake, ready to throw hands. Something was wrong. She could feel it. Every ounce of her big sister instinct was telling her danger was nearby. She checked her watch. Could the little brother really have gotten himself in danger in ony half an hour? She got up, and gravity increased a hundred fold. Ugh. So tired. She trudged to the door and cracked it open. The Mer was in the sink. Sam was under the sink, seemingly trying to manifest knowledge on plumbing through a dead cellphone. Tucker was asleep on the couch. No Danny anywhere. "Where..." she groaned, "Danny..."
Sam looked up from the pipes. "Gas station, should be heading back now."
"He went alone?!"
Sam proped herself up with her hands. "We needed water, and you and Tucker needed sleep. Besides, who could have gone with him? Me? Then Mer would be here, alone with two sleeping adults. And Mer couldn't go. It's hot enough in the shade."
Jazz looked down, unsure of what to say.
Sam sighed. "Sorry." She sat up. "I've thought about this a lot. It really was the only option." She rubbed her sholder. "It'll be ok. He can handle himself."
The girls awkwardly stared at the floor between them.
The loud crash of the window breaking. A flash of an arm, reached in. Before the girls had time to look up, the Mer was gone.
Here's me trying to interpret how Danny's hazmat suit would look like if it were more realistic, based on my experience with biohazard PPE.
I feel like I also need to add a disclaimer to not use this as safety advice. Please consult your local health and safety guidelines prior to handling ectoplasm, ecto-contaminated materials, and/or ectobiological organisms!
Megatrons: βThis is a really bad idea!β
Optimuses: βDonβt worry. Itβs not like theyβll eat you.β
β¦.
They all reach the Primes.
The different reactions from the Primes: π«€π π€¨ππππππππ―π¦π€
Optimuses: βSee! Theyβre fine with the idea of us exploring this place.β
Megatrons: βTheyβre just waiting the moment we are not watching them.β
Meanwhile, Unicron and Primus: πΏ
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Always inspired by the Void Au of @rainy-s-other-corner .
Rung aka Primus in the Void: "Now I'm with my sparklings or, as humans call them, children. A therapy will help them."
Unicron: "What the frag is happening?"
The different Thirteen Primes: "We feel a disturbance in the multiverse..."
Itβs Tough Getting Older
holy shit this dude is killing it
Found the comedian, his name is Andy Huggins and here's his NPR interview
im quitting tumblr
ok see u tomorrow
this post is now 10 fucking years old
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The Martian is a literary masterpiece.
Yep
Lil follow-up to my last post about Danny running his own souvenir shop.
I mentioned under the cut that Danny might try to construct his own attractions to entice people to his shop- and to extort them with tickets to enter.
With a little ghostly magic, he can obscure the fact that this is blatantly a simple sheet metal frame around an old screen-billboard.
He has no idea why his patrons genuinely seem to believe that such a dangerous piece of machinery would be accessible to the public and only guarded by some stanchions, but whatever.
He definitely has more attractions like this,,, I just haven't thought of any others yet.
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itβs amazing how many men Iβve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iβve lost count of how many men Iβve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonβs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnβt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnβt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iβm wishing Iβd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, βMy Liege!β
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iβm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendβs medication, and I didnβt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyβone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatβs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iβd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I βlooked like a soldier.β Iβm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youβve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUβVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itβs called the Murder Strut.
ITβS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnβt find it. Iβm so glad ITβS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let βem know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If thereβs anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iβm not moving for them, I canβt think of it atm.
Walk like youβve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youβre gonna win the Indy 500 and donβt care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Β
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Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.
When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.
A coworker casually said βeveryone else likes youβ (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????
hc that Clark doesnβt get the human instinct/reaction of a gut feeling or the hairs standing up on the back of your neck since heβs Kryptonian, so sometimes Bruce just freezes up and says βsomethingβs wrongβ and Clark resigns himself to it like ah yes, that weird human thing again and is baffled when 99% of the time Bruceβs gut is absolutely right