thriving and stu(dying)

she’s the prowler

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

girls night

now why would u think my gay ass knows what a valve stem is…?

circumcision

Who knew color-inverted molten glass could inspire some headcanons about a vore OC’s guts

this is the worst thing anyone’s put on any of my posts.

This turned me gay

Being reminded of this as a queer adult is so wild because you realize some very overt shit. Like, Bobby emits ice from his whole body. Grabbing the bottle was enough! In fact, he didn’t even have to grab the bottle, a simple poke would have worked or he could have shot ice from a distant. Him blowing on this bottle was 3000% overt flirting and honestly the gayest thing I’ve probably ever seen a mutant use their powers for and Wolverine was here for it all and no one will tell me differently.

It’s that eye contact

Wow, who knew wolverine was trade

We’ve always be in the know….

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

what english lit degree gay whose career didn’t take off exactly as he wanted is out there making self aware, self referential meta gay porn?