MRY

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m ignoring them all.

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

every show on nickelodeon has made some boob jokes and no one has noticed until now

what if one day u just suddenly turned into an almond and u couldnt scream or do anything about it bc u were just a fucking almond

are you okay

talking to someone you really like and make a bad first impression

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.

Wait, what the hell is grog?